July 13, 2015

Sky Wizards Academy -- ep 1

"Kuusen Madoushi Kouhosei no Kyoukan" is how the torrents have it, at least for now. Man, this was awful.

It's a promising beginning. Well, I can't go that far. It's far from the worst foundation for a story I've ever seen. Earth has been invaded by "demon beetles" who in fact look like machines, and they dominate the surface. The surviving humans are living in floating cities, including Mystogan, a school for wizards who fight the demon beetles.

Our hero is Kanata Age (AKA "Marty Stu") who was part of an elite combat team, and for some reason (presumably to be explained later) he has become known as "The Traitor". He gets summoned to the administration and promoted to teacher and put in charge of Fire Team E601, F-ranked, and known as the worst fireteam in the school. His job is to turn them around.

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Here's most of the harem Fireteam E601. They're a strange lot. The brunette is Rico, who believes she is the reincarnation of a goddess and is in love with her own reflection in the mirror. Because she's a goddess she doesn't think she needs to study or practice. The blonde is Lecty. She's a klutz. She's also pretty good-hearted and wants to do a good job; she is the only one who doesn't have an attitude problem. The redhead is Misora, who is the leader of the team. So far in her time at the school she's participated in 124 practice battles and lost every one of them. The fireteam as a whole has had 10 practice battles and lost them all.

So in desperation, the school administrator has summoned Marty to become a teacher assigned to them to try to straighten them out. As he leisurely walks across the campus to the administration office he has a meet-cute with each of the three which convinces each in turn that he's a pervert.

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Right out of the book of cliches.

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Oh, by the way, let's take a look at the girl's dressing room while we're at it, shall we?

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So Marty walks into classroom E601 and introduces himself as the new teacher. All the girls shout "IT'S THE PERVERT!" and activate their weapons. And that's the end of the episode.

Under the science fiction wrapping, this is nothing more than a high school harem show of the worst, least inspired kind. Truly a waste of time. And in our next episode?

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Cheesecake. (Sheesh.)

UPDATE: And the rest of the harem? Prominently featured is Yuri, childhood friend and tsundere. You gotta have one, right? It's on the first page of the book of cliches.

And Chloe, the one who picked Marty for this job. She may be the only character in this show who is well adjusted. She also seems to be the only person in the entire school who doesn't fear Marty or his reputation as "The Traitor". But that's because she was there at the event where Marty got that reputation, and she knows the truth.

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July 10, 2015

GATE -- ep 2

This show is developing nicely, and I'm enjoying it immensely. They're not trying to turn it into a comedy, which is appropriate, but there are smile moments and even a few laugh out loud moments -- and that's appropriate, too.

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July 09, 2015

Venus Project ep 1

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Venus Project sure as hell ain't my kind of show. But I was curious about it anyway because the publicity pictures seemed to suggest it might be a good source of cheesecake for the top rotation, come the day.

So the first episode came by on the raws and I downloaded it. It was 1 GB for 24 minutes, which should have been a tipoff that something was wrong.

The first episode was almost entirely live action. And apparently it's going to alternate animated episodes with live-action episodes, 6 and 6. The first episode did have a few samples of animation -- and if they're typical, it's going to be some of the worst animation we've ever seen. It looked like it was only about 3 frames per second, and the art was very plain.

Venus Project part of an attempt to create a multimedia franchise, with games, mangas, and a pile of other stuff. The TV series is the hook that's supposed to pull everyone into buying all the other things.

The basic story is about three girls who, in the anime, wear skimpy skin-tight clothing and are trying to break into becoming seiyuu. And the live action focuses on the three actual seiyuu who voice them, and who are all newbies. Art imitates life; these three really are using this show to break in.

In the anime the three girls are also trying to become idols. I have no idea whether that's also going to be part of the live action, but if it is, it's hopeless. Frankly, the women are not very good looking. (There were six, but I think three of them only appear in the game.)

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For voice actresses that doesn't matter. A lot of my favorite voice actresses are rather plain looking. But if you're genuinely trying to be an idol, part of that is being beautiful -- and they aren't.

It pains me to say this, in some ways, because some of my favorite voices are supporting roles: Takehito Koyasu, Romi Park, Ami Koshimizu. That's good stuff.

But the rest is utter crap. The set they're using for the live action, for instance, is totally tacky. "Go find us a boxing ring we can rent for cheap for an afternoon." and someone did.

I will be astounded if anyone subs the live action part of this series, and rather surprised if anyone does any of it at all.

I've heard that there are people who like Idol shows, but I can't imagine that even those folks could like this one. I think we have an early candidate for "worst show of 2015" here.

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July 07, 2015

Bikini Warriors -- ep 1

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You can't really cover a lot of territory in a 4 minute episode, especially if the OP and ED each chew up 30 seconds. In this episode our babes shop for armor. Their previous bikinis didn't offer any protection (really? you're kidding!) and the armorer has new ones for sale which are better.

Strangely enough, they are better. Magic, I assume, because it sure as hell isn't steel that's protecting them.

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Unfortunately, the HorribleSubs sub was hard-subbed. I'm waiting for the AT-X raw, from which I'm going to try to capture some gainaxing animations.

UPDATE: By the way, I took a look at the AT-X raw of "Monster Musume". It is a full-length show, not five-minutes as I claimed before.

It's also not anything I'm particularly interested in.

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July 06, 2015

Dragon Ball Boobs aka Fairy Tail

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I'm beginning to lose interest.

I've been reading the manga and am up to date on it. The anime is currently telling the story in manga chapter 360, give or take. The manga is now at chapter 443.

The anime is now into the Tartaros arc -- and that one's a real bummer. It gets bad and then it gets worse, and worse, and ultimately Fairy Tail wins but it's not a happy ending.

So I'm not actually very eager to watch new episodes of the anime because I know what's happening and it's a downer.

As to the manga, well, spoilers below the fold.

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July 05, 2015

Shimoneta -- ep 1

Ah, how the mighty have fallen. J.C. Staff, once producers of fine shows like Sugar, Azumanga Daioh, Railgun, Zero no Tsukaima, Ikki Tousen (cough), and Eiken (cough cough hack choke) has descended to this level. Ah, it is a sad day indeed.

Seriously, this is a really stupid conceit on which to base a show, and the only saving grace is that they're treating it as a farce. But my disbelief won't suspend this far, even for a farce.

It does have one interesting observation: in a really draconian police state the opportunities for blackmail are abundant. Blue Snow, the "Hentai Terrorist", uses that as a weapon.

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"Stay back. I wear nothing beneath this towel! If you make me struggle I shall become buck-naked! Then anyone who holds me down will be blackballed for exposing a woman in public!"

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And that's about as much fan service as the show has.

She also blackmails Our Hero into joining her cause by threatening to denounce him to the Morals Police.

I'm sorry, this is not for me.

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July 03, 2015

GATE -- ep 1

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That's our eventual harem, I suspect.

This was a lot better than I thought it would be. One reason is that the animation is very well done. Another reason is that the action scenes were well handled. Spoilers below the fold.

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July 01, 2015

Metanorn Summer 2015 picks

The folks at Metanorn have each chosen 3-5 shows in the upcoming season that they're looking forward to.

No one mentioned Bikini Warriors and it got left out of the poll at the end of the article. Man, shows about boobs don't get any respect.

UPDATE: By the way, Bikini Warriors is running on AT-X!

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June 29, 2015

Wikia

I'm finding that Wikia.com is a pretty valuable resource. When I want to know things about a show or franchise, usually I can find it there.

But there are some odd pages on that site. Just now I stumbled onto the "Anime Bath Scene" wiki, for instance. Which is exactly what it says: 3898 articles (and counting) about anime characters (mostly girls, of course) bathing.

Sheesh. Talk about otaku.

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June 28, 2015

Magical Girl Kyouko

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Her motto is "I'll solve anything by burning it".

This is from ep 20 of To Love-ru, which I just began plundering. I already have 150 candidates from this series, and obviously more to go. And this is just from the first series; I have two others I've downloaded. I'm not sure I'm going to want to have 600 or 700 images from this franchise.

On the other hand, I've got 437 from the three Dog Days series, so maybe it's OK.

Anyway, by this point they've given up entirely on trying to tell any kind of overall story, and are just doing gag episodes. Which is fine with me. Definitely some weird stuff going on, like a pregnant space assassin...

UPDATE: Good Lord. They did an entire episode about her.

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