May 11, 2013
Geese -- attrition

They lost one. I wonder what got it?
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Crow, turtle, dog, or snake come to mind. Snake is least likely, since MomGoose would probably beat the crap out it.
When I was a child, we had a hen that only saved two of her chicks from some threat that took the other chicks one night. We deduced that when the hen jumped up to run away from where they were sleeping, she had clamped her wings to her sides an managed to carry a couple of chicks with her.
You'd be surprised what a turtle can pull under.
Posted by: Mark A. Flacy at May 11, 2013 04:23 PM (66bg3)
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I've seen raccoons around here, and that's my bet.
A couple of days ago one of the neighborhood cats was looking very interested, but one of the adult geese chased it away. I doubt the cat was responsible.
As far as snakes go, the only ones we have around here are garter snakes, so far as I know, and for them grasshoppers are more their speed.
There are no rattlesnakes on this side of the Cascades.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at May 11, 2013 05:52 PM (+rSRq)
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I grew up in Tennessee and the chicken-eating snakes around there were the so-called chicken snakes.

(From a quick Google search and looking at the images, I'd say they were black rat snakes. You guys in the west don't appear to have them.)
We pulled one out of our barn that was around 6 feet long. That particular snake had attempted to eat a hen that had made a nest near where that snake was living between the stalls (which is why we were looking for it). It hadn't been able to dis-articulate its jaws enough to swallow the hen, but it managed to open its mouth sufficiently to make it up to where the wing connects to the breast (going headfirst, of course).
I've seen a crow snatch a baby rabbit from the ground, so I'd think that a gosling would be small enough to nab.
Posted by: Mark A. Flacy at May 12, 2013 08:51 PM (66bg3)
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I don't think we have any snake that big here in the Willamette valley.
There are crows around here, but they're thoroughly cowed by the ducks and geese. Sometimes when I toss bread out, the ducks and geese come in readily and start gobbling it. Crows sometimes fly down and land, but they stay outside the area where my bread is. They won't come in and compete directly; they hope to dance in and seize a piece and then fly away. Sometimes they do; mostly they don't. The crows act like they're afraid of the ducks, not to mention the geese.
I can't see any of them trying to do that with a gosling, given how afraid they seem to be of the geese.
My vote is for something furry. There are opossums all over the place around here, and I mentioned that I've seen a raccoon. I wouldn't be surprised if there were skunks around here, too.
And at least once I've seen a coyote here in the yard. (The poor thing was badly hurt, probably hit by a car.)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at May 13, 2013 08:01 AM (+rSRq)
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I've seen eagles, skunks, and racoons in plenty just a couple miles south of you. Just the other week I saw a pair of coyotes hanging out near the Fanno creek trail, which goes through your area. A few years back we had multiple sightings of a mountain lion (or maybe it was a bobcat) in my neighborhood. Any of those critters would happily make a meal of a gosling. And of course I'm sure there are plenty of cats or stray dogs that would happily snatch a gosling if the parents let it stray far enough away.
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May 08, 2013
Goslings

We've had a lot of ducklings around here but this is the first time I've seen goslings.
UPDATE:

By the way, the beavers have been at work again. The water level in the creek is up at least three feet. I don't know where they've been working (though I have my suspicions) but I think the creek looks better this way, and the water fowl certainly like it more.
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It's also interesting that Dad is staying close. That doesn't happen with the ducks.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at May 08, 2013 12:50 PM (+rSRq)
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I saw a beaver today. Gosh those things are amazingly tiny. I thought they are about a size of a cat or a small dog. Not so. More like an overgrown rat.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at May 08, 2013 03:06 PM (RqRa5)
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Are you sure it was a beaver? Did you see a flattened tail? They're actually bigger than cats.
You might well have seen a rat, or maybe a coypu.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at May 08, 2013 03:42 PM (+rSRq)
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Perhaps he espied a capybara?
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 08, 2013 04:04 PM (t5HDZ)
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No, I saw the flat tail. However, it was not quite as wide, proportionally. Perhaps New Mexico beavers are not as large as conventional beavers. A couple of weeks ago a beaver killed a man in Belorussia. The man meant to take a picture and approached the beaver with the camera. Perhaps rabbies? BTW, I saw nutria before. This one is much bigger. Also, we have fallen trees and even a dam in the channel.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at May 08, 2013 04:13 PM (RqRa5)
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Muskrat? Kinda beavery-looking, smaller, flat tail that's proportionately narrower than a beaver's.
Posted by: Mikeski at May 08, 2013 05:09 PM (Zlc1W)
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...muskrats don't build dams (just lodges), though, so this would be a case of "you have muskrats, too", and not "you have muskrats, instead".
Posted by: Mikeski at May 08, 2013 05:16 PM (Zlc1W)
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The beaver that killed that guy bit him in the upper leg and pierced a major blood vessel, after which he bled to death.
The main reason I'm a bit skeptical is that beavers don't go out during the day. They do all their stuff at night, especially when they're around humans.
I've never seen any of our beavers, and I don't expect I ever will. I just notice the work they've done.
Wikipedia says that a typical North American adult beaver comes in at 20 Kg.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at May 08, 2013 05:17 PM (+rSRq)
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I'm pretty sure that I saw a muskrat. I was not aware that such an animal existed.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at May 08, 2013 07:17 PM (RqRa5)
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Huh. There's a local Mexican restaurant that has a pond where we've seen creatures that I thought were beavers. I've never seen them in real life before, and seeing the tails, that's what I thought they were. But based on the comments in this thread, I now believe that what we saw were in fact muskrats. They were about the size of a medium-large cats, and their tails (from what I could tell from a distance) weren't really as wide as their bodies. Most importantly, they were frolicking and swimming during the day (they looked an awful lot like the picture of muskrats swimming on the Wikipedia page too). Now that it's warm and sunny out again, I may have to go back and investigate...
Posted by: EYanyo at May 08, 2013 08:17 PM (RXa2b)
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The beaver that killed that guy bit him in the upper leg and pierced a major blood vessel, after which he bled to death.
Of all the ways to go... killed by beaver bite. Not quite as glorious as being nibbled to death by ducks, but...
Posted by: Wonderduck at May 08, 2013 08:34 PM (t5HDZ)
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Tried to post a video of Muskrat Love, but it came up embedding disabled. Possibly for the best...
Posted by: Pixy Misa at May 08, 2013 10:28 PM (PiXy!)
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April 29, 2013
Ringtones
Should I use the sound of a 12 gauge shotgun for my phone ringtone? (Right now it's the song "Hakuoh Academy" from the Mouretsu Pirates OST.)
UPDATE: How about a cat mew?
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Posted by: Mikeski at April 29, 2013 05:06 PM (DU6Ja)
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 29, 2013 06:58 PM (9jITs)
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There weren't any duck quacks in
Girls und Panzer.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 29, 2013 07:19 PM (+rSRq)
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Every time Team Duck's gun fired, I heard a 57mm "quack!"
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 29, 2013 07:56 PM (9jITs)
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I've found that the Pacman theme cuts through most noise quite reliably. For more retro fun, I generated a bunch of alarm and notification tones with
SFXR. Although I still occasionally feel the need to switch my ringtone back to the Steel Angel Kurumi OP...
-j
Posted by: J Greely at April 30, 2013 08:15 AM (+cEg2)
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I'm waiting for someone to develop a cell-phone virus that does just one thing: On a predetermined date, it sets every infected phone's ringtone to the sound of a fart, then deletes itself.
Posted by: Siergen at April 30, 2013 12:32 PM (Ao4Kw)
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Sadly, it seems the harmless(?) prank hacker has gone by the wayside, replaced by the purely criminal and the destructively insane.
Posted by: metaphysician at April 30, 2013 12:34 PM (3GCAl)
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It doesn't help that the "harmless" type is likely to face the same legal consequences as the others.
Posted by: Boviate at April 30, 2013 06:52 PM (XfqiU)
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April 16, 2013
Verizon Droid DNA update
I really like my Droid DNA from Verizon, except for one thing. If it lost signal it wouldn't reacquire it. The only reasonable way to get it back was to reboot the phone, and I had gotten into the habit of checking the phone many times per day to see if that was necessary. Sometimes I had to reboot as many as a dozen times in a single day.
That isn't supposed to be necessary. When the phone loses the cell it's supposed to try to reacquire it. There are a number of different strategies involved which balance power consumption against the obvious need to reacquire. (I know about this stuff; I used to work on that firmware.) But that stuff wasn't working.
Yesterday they rolled out a firmware update, and that bug appears to be fixed. Just now I turned the phone on, and it said it wasn't connected, and then it reconnected even as I was watching.
Since that was my only objection, I now heartily recommend the Verizon Droid DNA. It is genuinely awesome in every other way. When I was a kid, and telephones had rotary dials (touch tone was introduced when I was in 5th grade) I never thought I'd live to see something like this.
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Cell phones have literally changed the concept of calling a person, instead of a place.
Posted by: Mauser at April 16, 2013 02:03 PM (cZPoz)
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I would probably have gone for the Droid DNA (or the Butterfly, the international version) if they'd bothered to launch it in Australia.

Great hardware specs and great industrial design.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 17, 2013 06:01 PM (PiXy!)
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Can you get it without a contract?
Posted by: muon at April 17, 2013 07:58 PM (jFJid)
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It would cost a lot. The phone companies subsidize the handsets they sell; that's why you have to sign a contract for a fixed period of time, with a penalty if you stop early.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 17, 2013 08:35 PM (+rSRq)
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Yep. The one place I know that was selling the Droid DNA / Butterfly in Australia was asking A$829 (US$829... near enough), and now they're out of stock.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 19, 2013 01:16 AM (PiXy!)
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April 09, 2013
OnTrac?
Ever hear of OnTrac?
Newegg is using them to deliver my most recent order. I have no idea who they are, or what they do, but they seem to be trying to set themselves up as an alternative to UPS and Fedex, and good luck to them. It ain't gonna be easy to compete in that market.
They have the same kind of online order tracking as the other two, which isn't cheap, but is appreciated. As they often do, Newegg split my order into three parts and shipped them from three different facilities. Two are coming up from California, via OnTrac, supposedly to deliver tomorrow some time.
The other one is coming from Louisville, via UPS, also delivering tomorrow. I wonder who will show up first? (That suggests to me that OnTrac doesn't have full national coverage yet.)
UPDATE:
OnTrac is the leader in regional overnight package delivery service within California, Arizona, Nevada, Oregon, Washington, Utah, Colorado and Idaho.
No mention of Kentucky there, which explains UPS doing the third one.
UPDATE: I tell you; it's gonna be hard for me to come up with stuff to blog about this season. Nothing fresh about anime until the first episode of Railgun shows up this weekend.
I suppose I could do another Fairy Tail cheesecake post.
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Yeah, I actually watched some new shows Sunday. Was that ever a mistake!
Posted by: ubu at April 09, 2013 02:03 PM (SlLGE)
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About two years ago, Amazon started delivering orders to me via OnTrac, and the percentage I receive that way has been steadily going up ever since. The only difference I notice between UPS and OnTrac is what time of day they deliver. I'd never heard of them before Amazon started using them, and their delivery is via a small van instead of a big truck, but if Amazon and NewEgg are using them extensively, they can't be that small an operation.
Posted by: David at April 09, 2013 02:31 PM (qw+UI)
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I bet initially they were California-only, and have been expanding slowly North and East.
Seems like a very rational business plan, except that doing it in the middle of the Great Recession wasn't the best timing.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 09, 2013 03:04 PM (+rSRq)
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...doing it in the middle of the Great Recession wasn't the best timing.
If they're doing it DESPITE the Great Recession, that's pretty darn impressive.
I work with a number of shippers at the Duck U Bookstore: UPS, FedEx, DHL, YellowFreight, UPS Freight, USPS, on and on... and I've never once heard of OnTrac.
Posted by: Wonderduck at April 09, 2013 03:18 PM (9jITs)
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According to their website they don't operate in Illinois.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 09, 2013 03:35 PM (+rSRq)
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Apparently they got started in 1991 as "California Overnight", mostly doing business and legal documents. I have vague memories of seeing their vans in the Nineties, but the first time I heard of OnTrac was January, 2010, when Amazon started sending some of my packages through them.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at April 09, 2013 04:11 PM (fpXGN)
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Expanding north to Oregon and Washington was certainly a smart thing, because it opens up Amazon as a potential customer.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 09, 2013 04:14 PM (+rSRq)
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I have three deliveries scheduled for today: UPS, Safeway, and OnTrac. OnTrac was first, at 10:45. So points for them.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 10, 2013 12:11 PM (+rSRq)
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Safeway showed up about 1:00. I'm still waiting for UPS.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 10, 2013 03:01 PM (+rSRq)
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Ah, I read the notification wrong. UPS shows up
tomorrow.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 10, 2013 05:05 PM (+rSRq)
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April 03, 2013
Welcome to the future!
I guess it really is the twenty-first century after all.
I just had a doctor appointment and got all my prescriptions renewed. She sent all of them to my pharmacy electronically, so we drove to the pharmacy. They had arrived but weren't filled yet, so we sat in the waiting area, until they sent a text message to my phone telling me the prescriptions were filled. Then I stood in line to pick them up.
They couldn't just wave to me, "Yoohoo! Steve! Your prescriptions are done!" They had to send me a text message. Welcome to the future, where even communications within hailing range are handled electronically.
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Just be glad you don't have the implants yet. Getting a text message directly into your brain that your migraine prescription is ready can be a real killer...
Posted by: Siergen at April 03, 2013 04:04 PM (Ao4Kw)
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Getting a text message directly into your brain that your migraine prescription is ready can be a real killer...
I do not know if that deserves a rimshot or a sad trombone...
Posted by: cxt217 at April 03, 2013 06:53 PM (6/RCS)
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Even better, a presidential text message.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at April 03, 2013 07:01 PM (RqRa5)
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I had the same experience today, the doc said he'd upload it. I think it sucks enormously. Firstly, there's absolutely nothing you can do about any error. If they lose your prescription, it's over. Secondly, you have to decide which pharmacy it is. With a recular prescription you can choose the one that's convenient depending on where you are when you get around to filling it.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at April 03, 2013 07:44 PM (RqRa5)
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My wife and I used to IM each other while we were in the same room. Still do, on the odd occasion that we are both using AIM ( participating in an RPG together, largely ). We were doing this before it was cool.
Posted by: metaphysician at April 03, 2013 07:59 PM (3GCAl)
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March 28, 2013
Spring, 2013

Spring is sprung, de flowers riz,
I wonder where de boidies is?
UPDATE: Could be worse. Could be Wichita.
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As much as you hate unsolicited advice, I've got say that if you depend on weeds flowering in the newly turned and fertilized soil to remember where you put them, then 1) you should probably find a better way to dispose of the bodies, and 2) you at least need to bury them a little deeper.
Posted by: refugee at March 28, 2013 01:44 PM (ayoGu)
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Oh, wait. "Birdies" not "bodies".
Nevermind.
Posted by: refugee at March 28, 2013 01:45 PM (ayoGu)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 28, 2013 04:15 PM (+rSRq)
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You know, I also read it as "bodies". In Russian slang the bodies found when snow starts to thaw were called "podsnezhniki" ("snowdrops"): nominally the word for flowers that blossom as soon as ground gets exposed).
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at March 28, 2013 05:19 PM (RqRa5)
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Don't worry, Steven, SOME of your readers know "Springtime in Brooklyn."
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 28, 2013 08:38 PM (prhS5)
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The Brooklyn National Anthem:
"De spring is sprung,
De grass is riz;
I wunneh wear de flowers is.
De boid is on de wing --”
"Absoid! De wing is on de boid!”
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 28, 2013 08:52 PM (+rSRq)
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February 28, 2013
Recycling the roof?
Lots of construction sound around here this week. The owner has decided to replace the roof on several of the buildings in the complex, including mine. He hired a company to do it, and they've got a front loader with an extensible arm that they're using to lift the new roofing material up on top of the three-story building, and to bring down the old roofing material after the carpenters strip it off.
It's been getting dumped into a big steel dumpster and there's a sign on the side that says they're going to recycle it. I can't figure out how. What in heck do you use old roofing for? How do you recycle it? What does it become?
UPDATE: They're working directly over me now, and every once in a while a piece of debris falls past my window. It's kind of weird. Feels like a Monty Python sketch, except that no person has gone by yet (thank goodness).
I don't expect that; these guys are wearing safety lines, and anyway they're being careful.
One thing I'm not going to do is go out on my deck, stick my head out, and look up.
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Most roof shingles are asphalt based, and they can be recycled into road base, pothole fill material, etc. There is even a company that extracts fuel oil from them.
Posted by: David at February 28, 2013 10:07 AM (qw+UI)
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I was figuring that was what someone would say. But there's a lot of cellulose in them, too, and that's not something you'd want to use on a road. It wouldn't last.
Processing them for fuel is a better idea; that one I can buy.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 28, 2013 11:21 AM (+rSRq)
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February 23, 2013
Freeloaders

Did somebody order some geese?
It's annoying having them around, partly because they're so loud. When a flock like this decides to visit, they're constantly honking and hooting. And they leave a lot of shit around.
But at least they don't tend to do that in just one place. It tends to be evenly distributed all over the place, and it acts like fertilizer resulting in nice green lawn in the summer. So I can't complain too much.
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Geese are the jackbooted thugs of the avian world. Us ducks look down upon them with ill-disguised disdain.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 24, 2013 06:11 AM (Nf6le)
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Or up at them, since they're taller.
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February 18, 2013
A mind of its own
My Verizon Droid DNA keeps surprising me. One morning about a month ago I got wakened by sound announcing the arrival of an Amber Alert.
And just now my phone startled me with a different audio alert. I looked at its screen, and it turns out that Verizon just rolled out a firmware update. Took about ten minutes to download and install, but I admit I was nervous. If something had gone wrong, it would become a brick.
I keep it near me nearly all the time. It's in my pocket during the day and it sits on my bed next to my pillow at night. It's there just in case I have another stroke, or if I'm walking around and lose my balance and fall, so that I have a way of summoning help. And it does lend me a bit of comfort because of that, but if it got bricked it wouldn't be there for me any more.
I am mostly pretty happy with it, but I do have one significant complaint: if it loses service it never spontaneously reconnects. I have to reboot it. I hope that was fixed with this firmware update.
My experience, oddly, is that I have that problem on Friday afternoons nearly every week, and only rarely any other time. I live about a quarter of a mile from a major highway (Oregon 217) and I imagine it's the result of "cell breathing".
UPDATE: That Wikipedia article about cell breathing makes it sound like something that's done deliberately. That's not the case. It is, rather, an emergent result of the way that CDMA handles power control. Ideally if you lose connection because your cell shrunk, you're supposed to do an idle handoff to a neighboring cell, but I think that isn't working for me.
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