December 05, 2013
Busy little beavers
Seems one of the two trees was already completely ring-barked, so the handyman only protected the other one with chickenwire. Since then the beaver has been back more than once to work on this one, and you can see it's made a lot of progress.
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Congrats! For as long as I've lived in Oregon, that's actually the first time I've heard the idiom used literally. Even if we do have a lot of beavers around.
Posted by: sqa at December 05, 2013 08:52 PM (Qrk/I)
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I hate waiting for deliveries
Office Depot is bringing me something today, and they said it would be sometime between 8:30 AM and 7:00 PM. As Daffy says, Thanks for the sour persimmons, buster. At least Safeway gives me a 4-hour window, and if I was willing to pay more I could get a 1-hour window.
(It's a plastic floor mat to go under my desk chair. I've gone through three of those in the last few years, and my current one is a broken mess. This new one is going to be 1/8 inch thick, and I hope it'll hold up better than the others did. They were all thin and flexible. Each time I bought a new one, I thought I was getting something that would last more. The last one was polycarbonate, and it only lasted about 6 months.)
UPDATE: OK, 11:30. Not too shabby, and now I can take a nap.
UPDATE: The new one is much better at producing static electricity. Since it's on the floor next to my computer table, this could be a problem.
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I know that problem. Oddly enough my current one turned out quite durable. Pure luck, apparently.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at December 05, 2013 10:48 AM (RqRa5)
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I had one made of bamboo slats with a fabric backing that lasted for about 6 years. Unfortunately it was meant for hard floors, and once I installed carpeting it started bending, and that killed it in short order. That seems to be the key to longevity on these things: it either needs to be completely flat on a hard floor, or if it's on carpet, the spikes need to be the correct length. If the spikes are too short, you get lots of flex. and too long would probably destroy it very quickly as only the spikes are supporting the mat.
Posted by: David at December 05, 2013 03:11 PM (vtKcn)
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I wonder if they make carbon fiber mats? Quick, to the Interwebz!
Carbon fiber floor tile. Hm. $8.88/square meter...but the smallest order size I saw was 1000 sq meters. Maybe a bit overkill for your situation, though I'd buy a few squares from you!
Posted by: Wonderduck at December 05, 2013 07:11 PM (Izt1u)
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I had a new clothes washer from Amazon scheduled for delivery between 8:00AM and 12:00PM. They came at 5:00AM.
It was both the best and worst delivery experience I've ever had.
Posted by: wahsatchmo at December 06, 2013 09:01 AM (r4uXE)
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November 25, 2013
Ambition!
Having wiped out all the small trees, they're getting ambitious now. I think they may already have ring-barked the one on the left, and they're giving it a good beaver try for the one on the right.
Those maple trees stand a good 75 feet tall and their trunks are probably 10 inches in diameter, so it's no small job for a beaver to bring one of them down. It'll be interesting to see how they progress.
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They no longer fear that the government will take action against them if they become too much of a nuisance, now that they have the
means to fight back...
Posted by: Siergen at November 25, 2013 11:18 AM (c2+vA)
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Those trees are as good as dead now that they've been completely debarked all the way around. If the beavers don't get them, they'll have to be cut down anyway.
Posted by: Mauser at November 26, 2013 04:34 AM (TJ7ih)
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Game called on account of human interference. The complex handyman is out there now wrapping the tree trunks in chicken wire.
That won't work for a long term solution; they're going to have to bring those trees down eventually. But it'll stop the short term predation by the beavers and stabilize the situation.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 26, 2013 02:39 PM (+rSRq)
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November 11, 2013
A sad anniversary
A year ago today I had my stroke. A year ago tomorrow I went to the hospital for it.
I don't apologize for waiting. I didn't really understand what was happening to me, the first day. My left leg and left arm seemed weak, but I was still able to scramble my eggs for breakfast, and I could type, albeit with difficulty. That was a Saturday, and my physical condition continued to deteriorate until the following Wednesday (in the hospital), which was the low point. By then, my left arm and left leg were virtually useless. I could still move them, somewhat, but I couldn't use them for what nature intended. (Nature gave me hands so I could type, right?)
Three weeks of therapy got most of it back, and the high point was about last spring. Starting in the summer, I began to lose control over my left leg again. I can still hobble around -- even without my cane, when I need to -- and I can carry a plate from my kitchen to my computer table. I can carry the groceries from the door to my kitchen when they deliver, and I can unpack and store everything. I still have full control over my left hand (nearly as good as it always was) and I can type just fine. But the last time I took a long walk was August, and I wouldn't want to try it now. Even short walks (taking out my garbage, or walking to the laundry room) are a problem especially if I'm trying to carry something.
And I can't stand for long periods of time. About ten minutes is my limit; then I get an increasing amount of pain in my lower left back that only goes away (nearly immediately) when I sit down. I figure that one of the neural circuits which controls one critical muscle is only connected to part of the muscle, and the part of it that's working accumulates fatigue poisons.
Bummer.
I don't generally bitch about my life here, but this is a special occasion.
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Yeah, that's something to complain about. I kind of had a feeling something was up; you were being silent too often. I don't understand why it would go in that direction, but maybe I'm atypical, or your other condition(s) are interacting with it.
Posted by: ubu at November 11, 2013 08:35 PM (GfCSm)
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The postural muscles in the hip & lower back are annoying to deal with in the first place. They get weak quickly and are hard to build up. The stroke & discoordination that resulted played some nasty havoc, obviously.
It might be worth an appointment or two to a PT for some tricks, though that's a rough one, no way around it. Those are actually the specific muscles I've spent years working on rebuilding without the best of results. Best wishes on a future recovery.
Posted by: sqa at November 11, 2013 09:55 PM (rdcLU)
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sqa, I'm thing our best hope at this point is to find an Otaku Rest Home where the attendants dress in cosplay. From hentai series. I'll be the one sitting on the porch going, "I remember this one time on the Marne, or maybe it was the Seine, anyway, me and the Red Baron..."*
*Snoopy, from a Mad Magazine parody, "What if the Peanuts Characters Aged?"
Posted by: ubu at November 12, 2013 04:26 AM (GfCSm)
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If they look like the ones at the rehab facility last year, you wouldn't want them in cosplay costumes. (All except one: one of the physical therapists was really stunning.)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 12, 2013 08:09 AM (+rSRq)
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What to say, but "bummer"? Glad you shared.
Posted by: ForgottenBoy at November 12, 2013 09:55 PM (bHxbn)
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I was grieved to read about your relapse.
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November 04, 2013
October 31, 2013
I'm in big trouble
I always do this:
The plan was to give a bag to each kid that shows up. But I bought too much. As is usual around here, I got just one group of five kids. (Could be worse; last year I didn't get anyone.)
It's now past 8:00 and I don't expect I'll get any more. So what am I going to do with all that?
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Opposite problem this year for us. Last year, there were hardly any kids. This year, we already burn through 1 Costco bag of candy. Fortunately, it's 8:15PM, the crowd should thin out.
Posted by: BigFire at October 31, 2013 07:16 PM (PzKK9)
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I had dozens of little monsters, as usual, so I went through about 45 pounds of candy. Sadly, I bought 55 pounds...
-j
Posted by: J Greely at October 31, 2013 07:40 PM (+cEg2)
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Bad year here... A very cold day, so they started early, finished early.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at October 31, 2013 07:49 PM (RqRa5)
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I overstocked, but then, I usually include a piece or two in my lunch, so I'm set. I usually count before I set it out so I can count afterwards and see how many kids came, and fail to use that data the next year. It's usually in excess of 100 kids though.
Most kids don't trick-or treat apartment complexes, either for lack of access or just all the stairs.
If your final question is a rare call for suggestions: Food bank?
Does the apartment reception desk maintain a candy bowl?
Posted by: Mauser at October 31, 2013 08:30 PM (TJ7ih)
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I'll send you my address.
Posted by: Doyen at October 31, 2013 10:43 PM (nV9J4)
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Send 'em to some Marines in Afghanistan?
Posted by: Boviate at November 01, 2013 07:35 AM (CeQ+R)
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It was a rhetorical question.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 01, 2013 07:39 AM (+rSRq)
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October 20, 2013
Advantages of Beaver engineers over Human engineers
Looks like we're about to lose another tree. I'm a bit surprised it hasn't gone over already.
I think that when a human engineer lives a good life, he's reincarnated as a beaver. Look at all the advantages:
No venture capitalists
No one nagging to have an IPO, either.
No government regulations
Imagine! The beavers are making all these changes to the environment, around creeks and streams, and they don't have to comply with EPA wetlands regulations!
And no Environmental Impact Statement!
No schedule
For a beaver, a project is done when they're finished with it.
No bosses
Beavers work on whatever they want to work on. And amazingly enough, they accomplish a lot.
Lots of sex
These are rodents, after all, and rodents are legendarily lusty!
UPDATE:
No marketing department
Beavers decide for themselves what features to provide in their finished product.
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Exile or capital punishment for zoning law violations does seem a bit harsh, though.
Posted by: Mikeski at October 20, 2013 12:48 PM (Zlc1W)
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No ankle biters.
No one feels they need to tell a beaver what's wrong with his work and how it would be better if he'd done it a different way.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 20, 2013 03:24 PM (+rSRq)
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To borrow a word from Instapundit: Heh. (Although LOL was also literally true in this case, but it's not a word.)
Posted by: ubu at October 20, 2013 06:59 PM (S/B4k)
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No Meetings
Why take time away from what you're working on to discuss what management doesn't understand about your project?
Posted by: Mauser at October 21, 2013 03:30 AM (TJ7ih)
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That tree went down last night. A guy's out there right now with a chainsaw cutting it up.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 22, 2013 12:34 PM (+rSRq)
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No cleanup work and post-mortems
If the job doesn't go as specified, either (a) it doesn't matter, (b) another species cleans it up for you, or (c) you can just eat your mistakes!
Posted by: Mikeski at October 22, 2013 12:56 PM (Zlc1W)
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October 15, 2013
I'm a furry lumberjack and I'm OK
The beavers got another one of our trees last night.
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Haha. I always loved the Lumberjack song.
Good work by the beavers, though.
Posted by: sqa at October 15, 2013 09:29 AM (rdcLU)
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I wonder if they know how to fell the tree where they wish it to line up?
That sounds like a silly question, but still...
Posted by: topmaker at October 15, 2013 10:09 AM (2yZsg)
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I think they probably don't. If it falls the right way, win. If it doesn't, well there are other trees in the forest.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 15, 2013 10:33 AM (+rSRq)
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I still think you should combine your beaver and cat-girl posts...
Posted by: Siergen at October 15, 2013 03:31 PM (c2+vA)
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Dude. That would be seriously NSFW. Besides, it appears most anime girls are clean-shaven.
Posted by: ubu at October 15, 2013 05:08 PM (S/B4k)
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I laughed. I shouldn't have, but that was funny.
Posted by: sqa at October 15, 2013 06:11 PM (rdcLU)
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September 24, 2013
Ouch
My prescriptions ran out, so I put in an order for a refill yesterday. This morning they sent a text message to my phone telling me they were ready, and just now I walked to the pharmacy and back.
My left leg isn't working as well as it was a couple of months ago; I'm losing ground. And the pharmacy is a mile away. I was afraid I might not be able to complete the round-trip, but I made it.
However, my legs really hurt now, and I'm having a hard time even hobbling around in my apartment. And my right hand (which holds the cane) is sore, too.
But I got a treat: I stopped at the Panda place on the way back and bought some Orange Chicken. I just ate half of it; yum.
Yesterday morning I woke about 6:30 and realized the power was out. So I went back to bed, and when I woke again the power was back on again. My torrent computer runs 24-7 and it's a laptop, so it kept running when the power went out (switched to its battery, without rebooting or anything). In addition to uTorrent I also keep an instance of PingPlotter going on it, pinging mee.nu, so from that I know that it the power went out about a quarter to 5, and was out for about 3 hours. No idea what happened, but given that it took out this whole area, and how long it was out, probably a major stepdown transformer blew up.
When I first woke up, one way I knew the power was out in the entire area was that my phone could only see one wifi hub. Ordinarily there are about 20.
And then last evening my internet connection went out and was gone for about an hour. That's always a pain.
But everything's OK, and I have enough pills for another 3 months, and I'm getting a grocery delivery tomorrow. I sure live an interesting life, don't I? Loads of thrills and chills.
It could be worse. I could be Brickmuppet.
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Isn't life always better when you're not a muppet?
As for the leg, I do hope it improves.
Posted by: sqa at September 24, 2013 01:15 PM (rdcLU)
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It could be worse. I could be Brickmuppet.
That's just plain cruel. Accurate, but cruel...
Posted by: Siergen at September 24, 2013 04:12 PM (Ao4Kw)
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It really could have been worse. It was threatening rain the whole time I was gone, and I could see drenching showers happening in the distance, but it was completely dry where I was.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at September 24, 2013 06:39 PM (+rSRq)
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Yeah, I'm 12 years younger and not looking forward to it.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at September 25, 2013 08:15 AM (RqRa5)
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"My left leg isn't working as well as it was a couple of months ago; I'm losing ground."
Is that common for recovering stroke victims? I wish you well.
Posted by: topmaker at September 25, 2013 04:04 PM (2yZsg)
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I don't have the slightest idea.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at September 25, 2013 06:38 PM (+rSRq)
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Suddenly the phrase "Threatening rain" made me think of a gangster cloud saying "What a nice day, be a shame if something happened to it."
Posted by: Mauser at September 26, 2013 12:43 AM (TJ7ih)
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#7- I've actually seen that in a couple of RPG settings, where the local storm/weather god is, for all intents and purposes, Mafiosi.
Posted by: metaphysician at September 26, 2013 04:53 AM (3GCAl)
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September 15, 2013
Weather forecasting
Fifteen minutes ago the weather app on my phone switched its icon from "thunderstorm" to "rain". Ten minutes later I started hearing thunder, and it's still going on. (But rain hasn't begun yet.)
I wonder if the power will go out?
We don't get a lot of thunderstorms around here. It's not like Boston, where we got several per year; around here they're about as common as snow storms (which is to say, not very).
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We got thunder and lightning up here too, but only enough power glitching to make the UPS squeal for half a second.
Posted by: Mauser at September 16, 2013 03:01 AM (TJ7ih)
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Does it come with a "raining catgirls & dog-girls" warning? Then, it'd be truly useful.
Posted by: sqa at September 16, 2013 04:26 AM (rdcLU)
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