July 01, 2012
No good deed goes unpunished
One reason I don't like giving money to various causes is that doing so always, always lands you on a mailing list, where you get mail (or email, if it was all online) telling you how things are going, emphasizing how the need is still great and we'd really love it if you'd give us even more money.
I gave a bunch of money to the Aaron Walker legal defense fund, and they did that. I had to try twice to get them to stop sending the things, and I'm still not sure it worked.
It made me regret making my gift, and makes me that much less likely to do it again the next time something like this happens.
I shudder to think how much crap and annoyance I'd receive if I made a contribution to some politician's election campaign. The idea fills me with dread.
That's one reason why I as an atheist don't mind giving money to the Salvation Army. They don't do that. On several occasions (for instance, those terrible fires in Australia a couple of years ago) I've given donations to the Salvation Army, and I've never received any such begging come-ons afterwards.
They understand that when someone gives you a gift, it's immodest to nag them for further gifts. A gift is a boon, not an entitlement. A donor is a benefactor, not an opportunity. The proper response is gratitude, not hustling.
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That's why I don't donate to gun groups anymore. SAF, I'm looking at you.
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I once gave $5 to a guy standing out in the rain on Christmas Eve just before midnight. I figured he had to be totally desperate to be there at that time.
Unfortunately, it was on my work route, it was his regular spot, and he brightened up every time he saw me for weeks. I don't even know how he recognized the car; it was pretty generic.
He was the last guy I gave money to on the street.
Posted by: refugee at July 01, 2012 01:00 PM (ayoGu)
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What's more, sending you snail-mail letters, brochures, calendars, etc. asking for more costs them money. There are a couple charities I've given to in the past who I think actually
lost money due to my modest contribution. One sent me a large box which contained multipage glossy brochures, a DVD, and a VHS tape telling how much more money they needed from me...
Posted by: Siergen at July 01, 2012 01:05 PM (PuIGa)
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I shudder to think how much crap and annoyance I'd receive if I made a contribution to some politician's election campaign.
Since the campaign warchest becomes part of the politician's boodle, I have no desire to give them a damned thing at all.
Posted by: Mark A. Flacy at July 01, 2012 01:13 PM (Zdi7L)
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When I was living in Massachusetts, one time in a moment of weakness I gave some money to WGBH. About 8 months later, someone representing WGBH called me at work and pulled me out of a meeting. When I answered the phone, I heard, "Hi! We'd like you to pull your annual donation up to now, and we'd like you to double it." I don't recall what happened next, but I remember that I ended up shouting angrily, OK, send me the paperwork.
When it arrived in the mail, I tossed it. They never received another dime from me.
I'm pretty sure I know what happened. Some company went to WGBH and said, "If you give us your donors list, we'll get you even more money out of it than you get now." And WGBH decided to give it a try.
But after that stunt, whenever I heard that WGBH was having money troubles, I always felt a bit of satisfaction. Served the greedy bastards right.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 01, 2012 01:34 PM (+rSRq)
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By the way, I don't have any idea how they found out where I worked.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 01, 2012 01:44 PM (+rSRq)
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You have a somewhat uncommon name. That probably made it much easier for them.
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(Last comment was from me. I'm not sure why my username isn't showing up.)
Posted by: Boviate at July 01, 2012 05:35 PM (L1IVj)
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Pixy? His name shows up on the sidebar for both comments, but not inline. Bug, maybe?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 01, 2012 05:39 PM (+rSRq)
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Yes, that's odd. I'll poke at it.
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July 13, 2011
Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou -- North American BD
I did a guilt-buy of the Sentai BD about a week ago, and tonight I took at look at it. It's two discs, one about 40 GB and one about 20 GB. The first one has the first eight episodes, and the second one is the other four.
Sentai didn't include the omake. There were six on the Japanese BDs, each between 3:00 and 3:30 in length, but American audiences don't get them.
The only extras were a clean OP, a clean ED, and a bunch of production drawings. Those are always disappointing on DVDs because they're shrunk so much, but in this case they're 1080p. Only they aren't. Looks like they were upscaled, and there are jaggies and JPG artifacts.
Finally, I myself can't play them. I don't have a player program that will handle BD correctly. I can look at the files using MPC, but they don't play, as such. (I own the most recent version of PowerDVD, but when it's installed it fouls up everything else involved in playing videos.)
So let's look at the chart:
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Torrent |
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NA BD release |
Timeliness |
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within days of
Japanese availability |
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A year later |
Quality |
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high |
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high |
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6 omake |
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production
drawings |
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no |
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poor |
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good |
It really isn't any wonder that the North American market for anime discs is imploding. The product is worse in nearly every regard, for someone like me who doesn't care about dubs.
It's only really karma that induces me to buy. And now that I've looked at it, it'll go onto my shelf and never get opened again. The rips I downloaded months ago are better and more convenient.
I hardly ever watch discs anymore. Having rips on my server is so much more convenient that when I find myself wanting to watch some older show, it's easier to go out and find a rip of it to download than it is to go get the disc off my shelf. In fact, I don't remember the last time I did watch one of my older discs.
UPDATE: While we're bitching, I might as well talk about something else. Sentai made the English title "Demon King Daimao".
Ichiban Ushiro no Daimaou means "Demon Lord in the back row". "Demon King Daimao" is redundant, and stupid. And they romanized 大é”王 wrong. Either it's "daimaÅ" (in Hepburn) or it's "daimaou" (in Wapuro).
UPDATE: I was wrong. Zoomplayer handles them fine.
Except that I can't choose the Japanese audio, or turn on the subtitles. In fact, I don't get any audio at all.
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April 15, 2011
Miracle Whip
The only miracle about Miracle Whip is that anyone buys the stuff. Every couple of years the price of vegetable oil goes up, and Kraft reformulates Miracle Whip to reduce the amount of oil they put in it, so as to keep the price down.
Now they sell a version which doesn't have any oil at all.
Miracle Whip is to mayonnaise what Velveeta is to cheese. Velveeta isn't cheese, and Kraft isn't permitted to call it cheese. It's "pasteurized process cheese food".
And they're not permitted to call Miracle Whip "mayonnaise", because it doesn't satisfy the legal definition of mayonnaise per the FDA. Miracle Whip is "sandwich spread".
If you want mayonnaise, you get Hellman's. (Known as "Best Foods" in the western part of the US.) Or you make your own.
...and that's today's rant.
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At least Velveeta has *some* virtues. Namely, uniformity in melting. For some foods, like macaroni and cheese, its the best solution to the problem.
Granted, *outside* those specific cases, its a travesty. Cheese fries are not cheese fries when they use cheese sauce.
Posted by: metaphysician at April 15, 2011 08:36 PM (hD30M)
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I totally concur on the Hellman's ( and homemade) for the vast majority of uses.
However for the single specific application that came up, I stand by my choice of materials.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at April 15, 2011 09:40 PM (EJaOX)
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One of my greatest regrets about my DVR going bad was the loss of about 40 episodes of Good Eats.
Posted by: Mauser at April 16, 2011 12:25 AM (cZPoz)
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I use one of these at home to do a lot of small jobs like making mayo,
Kaloric Sunny Morning Stick Blender.I
HATE the color stuff the designers added in to make it more "friendly", IMO that just distracts from doing the job right.
Posted by: vonKrag at April 16, 2011 08:15 AM (VGXAE)
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@Mauser: Alton Brown has a huge following of people who use Bittorrent. Just sayin'. I have an entire shelf of his DVDs and books because I vote with my dollars, but I suspect Mr. Brown would support your desire to make Good Eats.
Posted by: bkw at April 16, 2011 08:41 AM (34O+x)
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Believe it or not, Wal-Mart now sells a knock-off version of Miracle Whip that lists soybean oil as the first ingredient--I won't say that it takes entirely like pre-90s Miracle Whip, but it's a darn sight closer than anything that Kraft makes today.
meta: don't forget queso. I wouldn't even try to make it with real cheese; even if it didn't burn on the stove, it'd get grainy in the fridge.
Posted by: BigD at April 16, 2011 10:54 AM (LjWr8)
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Heh, torrenting Good Eats, an interesting thought. There's also a good number of the episodes up on YouTube.
I'd
consider it except that with the severe disparity between my upload and
download speeds, and my noble desire for a share ratio of 2.0... I'm
still seeding at least a dozen items from last anime season.
(Still haven't had time to even watch it all).
Oddly, the recipe on Food Network talks about hand-whisking the Mayo, but IIRC, he actually made it in a food processor.
Posted by: Mauser at April 17, 2011 07:31 AM (cZPoz)
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I think BigD was referencing this, but let me be clear: 1 can of Rotel diced tomatoes and chili peppers to one-half bar of of Velveeta. Add a touch of cilantro to give it some bite. Queso of the
gods, man, queso of the gods!
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October 08, 2009
Save me from zealots
I tell you, it never fails. In any thread where someone asks for help with their computer, someone will pop in and suggest running Ubuntu. They're worse than Mac freaks.
I tell you, there is nothing that the holy Open Source cannot fix! It can make the blind walk and the lame see! Yea, brothers and sisters, your souls can be saved if only you turn away from the demon Gates and follow the true faith!
And it's cheaper, too.
(Sorry. I can't post this in that thread because it would be a violation of the rules, and I needed to vent.)
UPDATE: By the way, Pete, you have my eternal gratitude for not being like that!
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You know, the third time I saw a nearly-identical comment from someone about how Ubuntu saved him money, cleared up his acne, cured cancer, and brought his grandmother back from the dead, I began to suspect the existence of a legion of shills, paid by Mark Shuttleworth to pimp his baby. The way they pop up out of nowhere in every forum known to mankind,
always pushing one particular well-funded variety of Linux, I no longer regard it as mere suspicion.
-j
Posted by: J Greely at October 08, 2009 09:26 PM (2XtN5)
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I know jack about the politics of the open source movement. But you're right that somehow it always seems to be Ubuntu that these guys push this way. It's never any other release of Linux. (And it's never OpenBSD, in any form.)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 08, 2009 09:40 PM (+rSRq)
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(Shrugs) Well, Ubuntu's based off of Debian which has been around a long time. What what I've seen from watching other people using Kbuntu/Ubuntu, it's a pretty capable distro. At least for software engineers.
I run Slackware, myself.
We'd see occasional waves of "convert to Debian, you losers" trolls in our forums/newsgroups. Must be the viral aspects of the LGPL.
Posted by: Mark A. Flacy at October 08, 2009 11:52 PM (Lbkvv)
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You have to say this for Linux, it makes the MacHeads look sane.
Posted by: Toren at October 09, 2009 02:31 AM (9K6fX)
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You are very welcome. Actually, I'm quite zealous, I'm just reticent. Also, all my computers run Fedora.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at October 09, 2009 05:41 AM (/ppBw)
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Since nobody has risen to the challenge, I'll recommend OpenBSD. My firewall, web server, and primary mail filter are running on OpenBSD.
My file server, torrent server, IMAP server and workstation at the office are all running Gentoo Linux, which has the most user abuser installation of any modern OS! So there!
Posted by: bloatboy at October 09, 2009 06:01 AM (nwtwl)
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To be fair, they didn't suggest _switching_ to Ubuntu, just using a live CD as a diagnostic tool.
Posted by: RickC at October 09, 2009 07:41 AM (0+Ap7)
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Isn't there a fanboy-group somewhere for the original GNU, running the Hurd kernel?
Or did they finally get tired of waiting for the project to finish?
Posted by: karrde at October 09, 2009 09:10 AM (bIh97)
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Open Source projects finish?
Posted by: metaphysician at October 09, 2009 09:28 AM (M5Kik)
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I suspect when the heat-death of the Universe occurs, new code check-ins will decline to zero.
Of course, five minutes before the heat-death, there will be a flurry of "This wouldn't have happened if all you losers had switched to Ubuntu!" forum posts.
Posted by: Boviate at October 09, 2009 12:25 PM (PJNgE)
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They're worse than Mac freaks.
See!!!! Worse than us! Worse than us!
dancitydancitydancitydancity!It's a rare day that I can come to Chizumatic for affirmation.
Posted by: The Brickmuppet at October 09, 2009 05:08 PM (V5zw/)
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I think we'll let this thread go now.
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July 12, 2009
Brrr...
There's an old geek joke. A professor asked three students (math, physics, computer science) the same question: Prove or disprove the theorem that all odd numbers are prime.
The math student said, "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is not prime so the theorem is false."
The physics student said, "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, and that's enough data for a conclusion. The theorem is true."
The computer science student said, "1 is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime, 11 is prime, 13 is prime, 15 is prime, 17 is prime, 19 is prime..."
The physics student wasn't the primary butt of the joke, but that attitude towards experimental data keeps coming up. And it seems to me that these days the proponents of the theory of Anthropogenic Global Warming are firmly in that camp.
It's been cold here. We had a few warm days a couple of weeks ago, but for the last week the weather here has been more like what I expect from March than what I expect from July. June was just as bad. Overcast and lots of rain, and really cold.
I didn't go out today, but if I had I'd have had to wear a sweatshirt. That's how chilly it was outside.
Does this, or data like it, disprove AGW? Of course not, its proponents will say. It's just anecdotal. Or it's experimental error. Or Hey Look! The guy who is offering us that information once bought a tank of gasoline for his car, so obviously he's in thrall to the oil companies. You can safely ignore him.
But if this summer were blazingly hot, well, that would be unimpeachable evidence. Any anecdote which is consistent with AGW is pounced on by its proponents.
Inconsistent? Of course. But AGW is about as scientific as Creationism is.
And while in many cases the proponents of the AGW hypothesis (it ain't a "theory") have been more like that physics student, these days they're more like the CS geek, caught in a loop.
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February 19, 2009
Clannad -- a throbbing headache
After Haruhi came out, a lot of people (whose blogs I read) became big fans of KyoAni, the studio that did it. Lucky Star certainly didn't harm that reputation any. But since then, KyoAni has spent apparently all its time and resources converting sob-sob interactive games from Key into animations.
It began with "Sad Girls in Snow" aka Kanon, which was a remake of an earlier series someone else did. And that was commercially successful, leading to "Sad Girls in Spring" (aka Air) and then "Sad Girls in Summer" aka Clannad.
Clannad was a full season, 24 eps, but evidently there were more sobs to be wrung from the story, so they immediately did another full season of "More Sad Girls in Summer" aka "Clannad After Story". It's running now.
Big eyes, sad faces, lots of crying (among people who have been watching it) and damned near every episode-coverage blog I read has been hooked on this damned series. I'm really very tired of the whole thing.
CAS is nearly over now; another four or five eps and then I'll be free from this plague. Or will I? Just in time, the first half of the US DVD release of Clannad has appeared, and now the other blogs I follow will all spend lots of time talking about it. Will I never be free of this plague?
My problem is that I'm not into bathos. I've never liked stories which were designed to make me cry.
Wonderduck is a friend, and maybe he'll have something to say that isn't fawning adoration expressed through tears and hankies. But it would be nice if KyoAni would work on something else for a while. After a flash of brilliance three years ago, they've settled into being the Harlequin Romance of anime houses. Blech.
UPDATE: I need to use the "Rants" category more often.
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If I may correct the KeyotoAni (sic) timeline for a sec, it actually went
Air, then
Kanon '06, then
Clannad/Clannad After Story, and will (presumably) finish up with
Little Busters! sometime in the future.
The plan all along was for there to be a "sequel" to
Clannad, aka
After Story. The first half (Clannad) covered very little of the source game's material, and practically none of the tear-jerker stuff. That's the heavy drama part of the game, and is being nicely covered in
AS.
Having said all that, don't expect any fawning in that upcoming post.
Posted by: Wonderduck at February 19, 2009 10:12 PM (tMdKd)
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Don't worry, Haruhi sequel is coming.
Posted by: BigFire at February 20, 2009 07:09 AM (JylMM)
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Ah, much better than more sad girls: another series SDB has to avoid like the plague, lest he get lynched by the fans. *ducks*
Posted by: metaphysician at February 20, 2009 08:02 AM (h4nEy)
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BigFire: Cite, please. Or be prepared for a lynching yourself. ;-)
The Faithful are very touchy on the subject of false reports of the Second Coming of the Goddess.
Posted by: ubu at February 20, 2009 09:52 AM (i7ZAU)
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This
link from Wiki is the best I can do, towards the bottom. I believe like the first season which uses the first Melancholy novel as the base 6 episodes, the new season is supposed to use the Disappearance novel as the base.
Posted by: BigFire at February 20, 2009 10:23 AM (9KNwi)
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The problem is, it didn't happen. It's not clear why they did that a year and a half ago, but since then the only hint we've gotten was the faux announcement for July, which turned out to be a replay of the first series rather than anything new.
There's a lot of resentment among fans about that fake-out. And there was an apology for it.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 20, 2009 11:15 AM (+rSRq)
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To each there own.
Personally I preferred Clannad over Kanon due to the large amounts of comedy (and the interlacing of the variousgirls arcs was better. Kanon was more of a process of elimination), and don't think it deserves to be summed up as sad girls crying. The second season is a lot more emontional, but (IMO) its good to have a series that takes a different route from the usual harem endings (It is a bit similar to School Days in that respect).
Speaking of the DVD, I just noticed it is sub only. If even ADV are cutiting out on dubbing could this be the beginning of the end for English dubs?
Posted by: Andrew Janes at February 20, 2009 11:18 AM (8sv/y)
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I don't think that dubbing will cease entirely, if for no other reason than because a series has to be dubbed for cable broadcast, and I don't think that cable broadcast of anime will cease completely.
But I think eventually more titles will be sub-only than dubbed. For a lot of titles, the sales increase you'd get for a dub doesn't compensate for the added cost of doing the dub. The production cost for a sub-only release is a hell of a lot lower.
For a long time the main impetus for doing dubs was that the big-box stores wouldn't carry anything that wasn't dubbed. But most of the big-box stores have stopped carrying anime entirely, and the remaining ones are cutting way back. Which means that the anticipated sales-increment gained by doing a dub is going to be lower, and in a lot of cases it won't be enough to justify the expense.
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I'd hesitate to extend any observations about ADV to the rest of the industry. It's really, badly in dire shape at the moment; the decision not to dub Clannad is likely to be as much due to lack of ready cash as it is anything else. Not only does dubbing cost money, it costs money during production; if you've got access to credit, that's not an issue, but if you're hanging on by your fingernails, you might not be able to front the dubbing cost.
Bandai not dubbing Hayate, now, that could be more indicative of a trend...
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at February 20, 2009 03:01 PM (pWQz4)
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Avatar- is that definite? I was thinking that since Media Blasters, Bandai, Nozomi and now ADV are releasing sub only titles that the industry is definitly moving away from dubbing, and may stop entirely in the near future. Which would be a shame IMO.
Posted by: Andy Janes at February 20, 2009 03:31 PM (8sv/y)
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Well, Nozomi is an outlier to start with - they're not "moving to" sub only, that's what they -do-.
The problem is that it's now difficult to split up anime company behavior into the "little company" and "big company" categories. ADV is now a little company. Bandai just laid off a bunch of people; while they're a big company in Japan, they may not be a big one here anymore. Media Blasters is little. The only "big" companies left are Funimation and Viz, and they're a huge chunk of the market now. If one of them starts going sub-only, we definitely have an industry-wide trend. I do not anticipate that they'll do this for all of their titles, though they might experiment with it for niche titles if it's working for everyone else.
(We don't know that it IS working for everyone else. Bandai's announced it on a single title that would be very unlikely to see good sales on DVD due to its length, and ADV I've already commented on.)
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at February 20, 2009 08:04 PM (pWQz4)
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Well, Aria is the only release formally under the Nozomi imprint, so it's really hard to say.
TRSI released Shingu with a dub. And Ninja Nonsense was dubbed.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at February 20, 2009 09:59 PM (+rSRq)
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Well, Aria is the only release formally under the Nozomi imprint, so it's really hard to say.
They've put out MariMite and Emma sub-only as well.
Posted by: DiGiKerot at February 20, 2009 10:28 PM (f/+hx)
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Hm... Karekano they dubbed too, huh. Looking at it that way, maybe they just went in that direction first? ;p
Posted by: Avatar_exADV at February 20, 2009 11:23 PM (7TgBH)
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November 23, 2007
Health food, bleah
I don't miss much about Massachusetts. The climate was beastly for about 9 months of the year, either too cold, or too hot and humid. About 6 weeks each, in spring and autumn, were the only time it was comfortable to be there.
The people were weird, and difficult to get to know. The roads in the Boston area are horrific, and the drivers are insane.
My biggest gripes in Massachusetts was that I couldn't get sour dough bread, Tillamook Cheese, or hashbrown potatoes. The former two, well, just forget it. As to fried potatoes, all the breakfast places wanted to serve me something called "home fries" that just weren't as good.
But there is one product from there I do miss. In Massachusetts you can buy onion dip that's made from sour cream. And the brand name is also an accurate description.
You can't, here. All the onion dip in the store is made from synthetic sour-cream substitute, featuring things like soybean oil, hydrogenated coconut oil, diglycerides, gelatin, skim milk, and xanthan gum. Yummy!
It's OK tasting, but just not the same. I bought two tubs of it on Tuesday, and I ate one of them over the course of two days. Today I felt awful and spent a lot of time sitting on the pot, and it's that damned dip that's done it to me. Real sour cream don't do that!
It also tastes better.
Yeah, I could make my own. Or I could do what we used to do when I was a kid: buy tubs of cottage cheese, run them through the blender until they became smooth, and add onion dip mix to that. If you use cottage cheese made from 3% milk or fattier, it actually tastes pretty good. And I don't recall it messing up my digestion like this stuff has.
Of course, real sour cream is loaded with animal fat (gasp!) which is unhealthy, instead of nice, healthy soybean oil (whew!). I am stuck snacking with a sub-par product because of health food freaks.
(It's the first dip I've bought since last winter. It's not something I do all the time. But once in a while I want something sinful -- and Fred Meyers won't sell it to me!)
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Have you tried their
mail-order store? They only seem to sell in six-packs, but you might be able to freeze the extras for a later date...
Posted by: Siergen at November 23, 2007 10:15 PM (4mhh6)
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As I mentioned in the post, I'm aware that there are several answers here. This was not a post where I was looking for advice, or solutions. This was a post where I felt like ranting.
I just realized I've got a "rant" category. I think I better put it in there.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 23, 2007 10:32 PM (+rSRq)
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Every thanksgiving, my family has an egg nog tasting event. This year, there were 13 varieties, one of which was a soy based egg nog (actually, it just says "nog" on the box, presumably because there's nothing even resembling egg in it). When asked why on earth they bought it, a family member responded "Something's gotta lose, right?" Sure enough, it got voted worst nog of the year. It didn't even look right. It had a greenish sort of tint, and a vicious aftertaste. Luckily, we had 12 other alternatives.
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I didn't mean to offer advice. In fact, I was actually sorta hoping that you'd tried the mail-order (even though you obviously didn't use it this time), and could comment on its quality. I had some of that brand dip at an out-of-state relative's house a while back, and your post brought back mouth-watering memories...
Posted by: Siergen at November 24, 2007 01:29 PM (4mhh6)
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I can't imagine how you could ship sour cream from the east coast to the west coast. If you freeze it, you'll ruin it. But if it gets too warm, it'll spoil. Just doesn't seem possible unless you have your own fleet of refrigerated delivery trucks, which I'm sure they don't.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 24, 2007 01:32 PM (+rSRq)
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From their mailorder store page: Each six-pack is shipped in a styrofoam lined container with ice.
They only do overnight delivery, and you can also get another ice-pack (for $1.00, what a deal!) for shipping purposes. At least in the winter, you've got a better chance of the stuff staying colder. I'm kinda surprised they don't do dry ice shipping...
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 24, 2007 05:45 PM (dGuAN)
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Dry ice would freeze the dip. You can't freeze sour cream; it'll wreck it.
If they're shipping ice along with the dip, by overnight delivery, it's going to be heavy and cost a fortune.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 24, 2007 06:31 PM (+rSRq)
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Well, I started to place an order, but the shipping charges to Virginia for a single six-pack would be over $38 dollars, almost 3 times the cost of the food itself.
I would imagine that sealed ice pack could keep an insulated package cool, but above freezing, for one day of shipping (much like the coolers my family used on our camping trips, back in the old days). However, my fond memories of Heluva Good dips aren't quite worth the cost to test it out.
Posted by: Siergen at November 24, 2007 07:24 PM (4mhh6)
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Now you've gotten me curious. So I tried it, too.
Six packages of dip were $13.29. Overnight shipping was $38.46. It isn't heluvaTHATgood.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 24, 2007 11:34 PM (+rSRq)
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You can't freeze sour cream; it'll wreck it.
Oh. Didn't know. Ducks aren't big on sour cream. Except in mashed potatoes with garlic. Then, it's yummy.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 24, 2007 11:35 PM (dGuAN)
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Wonderduck, sour cream is a colloid, just as mayonaise is. It's a mixture of fat soluble things and water soluble things, where the overt texture comes from the fact that the water stuff is divided into really tiny bubbles, embedded in the matrix of fat stuff.
If you freeze it and thaw it, the structure of the colloid is changed. The freezing process turns the microspheres of water into sharp crystals, and when it all thaws, a lot of the water spheres will merge together.
It isn't poisonous, or anything like that. It just isn't the same any longer.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 25, 2007 12:04 AM (+rSRq)
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Well, or maybe it's an emulsion of fat droplets in water. The point remains: the texture comes from the fact that there are lots of tiny droplets of something suspended in the other thing. Freezing and thawing results in a lot fewer droplets, which are larger, and the fundamental texture won't be the same.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 25, 2007 12:11 AM (+rSRq)
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Gee, thanks for the tip. I'm going to have to stop at Safeway to get some Onion Dip right away. Metamucil isn't helping...
Posted by: Norm at November 25, 2007 01:03 AM (bwEZg)
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Norm, White Castle sliders will fix those problems for you.
Posted by: Wonderduck at November 25, 2007 01:42 AM (dGuAN)
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November 14, 2007
I hate healthy food!
The grocery store is a mine field these days. If you're not careful, and don't pay attention, you'll end up buying something that tastes like cardboard.
Fat and salt; those are the things that make life worth living. Both of them have a bad rep in certain circles, but health food faddists and public danger hysterics notwithstanding, it's not clear at all that either of them is a major threat to human life or health, as long as you don't overdo either of them.
Still, there are those who think that sodium is akin to cyanide, with lipids being a close second. And American industry is always willing to cater to perceived needs with products, even if those needs are misguided. Money is money even if it's spent by a silly person. (I should know.)
So the shelves are lined with things that are "low-sodium" and you have to look closely when you buy to make sure you aren't getting the good stuff. I made that mistake a while back; I bought three tins of cashews and got home to discover the blasted things were "low sodium". I think it took about a teaspoon of salt and a lot of shaking on each of them before they tasted right. Cashews without sodium don't taste like anything.
I went to the grocery store today, and one of the things I was low on was garlic flavored cream cheese. I get this stuff. Only today I wasn't paying attention, and I got this stuff instead. I haven't opened it yet, and I'm not looking forward to it. I'm sure it will look like cream cheese. I'm sure it will smell like garlic.
But I'm also sure it won't be right. Eating low fat cream cheese is like eating soap. Especially since they reduced the sodium in it, too.
As soon as I noticed it, I started cursing loudly. In fact, I startled myself; I don't usually do that.
Hey, American Industry. There's a niche here you're not addressing: the person who likes salt and likes fat and wants them in food!
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Makes me wonder how many people today understand where the phrase "worth his salt" came from...
Posted by: Will at November 14, 2007 06:54 PM (E3UGR)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 14, 2007 06:58 PM (+rSRq)
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I think Roman soldiers were paid in salt at one time.
Posted by: PatBuckman at November 14, 2007 07:04 PM (yiXN1)
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Yup, so someone is "worth his salt" if he does the job you are paying him to do.
Posted by: metaphysician at November 14, 2007 07:06 PM (KVPNK)
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And because without salt, your body can't retain water properly.
Posted by: Will at November 14, 2007 10:04 PM (E3UGR)
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You would love Atlanta, no pretense here about eating anything that is "good" for you. Pan fried chicken with biscuits and gravy, Bar-B-Q with all the sweet tea you want and no sideways looks or smirking on the part of the server.
Tofu? Y'all don't need no stinkin tofu here south of the Mason Dixon.
Posted by: jcain at November 15, 2007 05:50 AM (1/65G)
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"Fat and salt; those are the things that make life worth living."
Sugar. What have you got against sugar? Particularly fat and sugar together, a.k.a "Dessert".
Then there's sugar cured bacon, which includes
all three, plus, if you're lucky, nitrites.
Eat What You Want and Die Like a Man.
Posted by: refugee at November 15, 2007 11:15 AM (jHEJd)
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Seems like these days sugar is nearly as hard to find at the store. Everything has high fructose corn sweetener in it instead.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at November 15, 2007 11:44 AM (+rSRq)
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