August 06, 2012

Shining Hearts -- omake 1

The first BD of Shining Hearts is out, and it turns out they're including omakes. So what pleasures await us?

Chibis! Chibis in bikinis!

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July 31, 2012

Ikki Tousen BD

Seems that the original Ikki Tousen has been released on BD. I was curious if it was an upscale, like the Haibane Renmei BD was.

It doesn't look like it to me. Here's a 1080p picture of Hakufu's boobs (NSFW). It looks like they applied a bit of sharpening to it (you can see light fringes around the black lines) but it wasn't terribly aggressive.

I guess it was digitized again at higher resolution. The show came out in 2003, which is a bit early for end-to-end digital.

UPDATE: When you have nothing else to post, post cheesecake!

UPDATE: This wasn't quite what I meantt.

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July 28, 2012

Dog Days ep 4 -- frame grabs

Yuki takes Shinku, Eclair, and Noir out to a cabin beside a river for some intense training, and fan service. NSFW below the fold.

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July 24, 2012

Upotte -- ep 3

It turns out I did watch this episode, too, before I gave up.

This one has a bathing scene, so NSFW below the fold. But there's also a big exposition about why the L85 sucks. (Poor Eru...)

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July 18, 2012

Upotte -- ep 2

This one doesn't have any cheesecake in it, but I put the first one in that category so I have to do the same this time.

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July 16, 2012

Upotte -- episode 1

Hello, boys and (girls? probably not, I would think) other boys. Today we're going to learn something, and have fun doing it!

Yes, Upotte is edyukayshunnal. It's also funny and ecchi. As to which of those is the real point of the series? Well, only time will tell.

Fact is, I don't know. When this originally broadcast I only watched the first two episodes, and then recoiled in squick. But fate has called upon me to review this piece of exploitative trash wonderful work of art, and who am I to deny fate?

Besides, I deserve it. I forced Wonderduck to review High School of the Dead, and I tried to stick him with this one, too. What goes around comes around.

Every post in this series, however long it goes (I may not last to the end) will contain spoilers and NSFW frame grabs.

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June 09, 2012

Mouretsu Pirates -- Marry me, Ririka!

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I don't care if you are too young for me.

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May 31, 2012

Maji de Watashi

I wish I could use this picture:

But there's no damned way I can.

That's from episode 3. Most of the girls in the harem in this show are bizarre, but this one may be the worst. She's got this little stylized toy horse which can speak. Not just to her, as far as I can tell; everyone can hear it. (I'm not totally sure about that. I'm going through it without subtitles and with the sound turned off.)

Anyway, in episode 3 she spends fully six and a half minutes of air time in the bath (naked, of course), alone except for the toy horse, talking to the horse and being angsty about the male lead. She's got a very nice bod.

The horse is floating on the back of the rubber duck.

But they all have nice bods; every one of them is at least a C-cup. In ep 2 there was a bath scene with all five of them, so there isn't any mystery about it. (And that nude scene ran two minutes.) They're all way above normal for Japan, even though all but one of them is supposedly Japanese.

This show should have been named "Please take your clothes off for me." Good Lord.

UPDATE: Or maybe "Please take a bath for me." Ep 4 begins with the blonde German taking a bath. That scene runs six minutes.

Damnit, I can't find pictures I can use in nude sequences!

UPDATE: OK, it looks like episodes 3 and 4 are "girl of the week" episodes, except that they're two-girls-each-week. Ep 3 was the archer girl and the katana girl. Ep 4 is the German girl (she fights with a saber) and the one who uses the naginata. And her half isn't bath scenes. That takes care of everyone except the battle-axe childhood friend, and I bet she doesn't get one.

UPDATE: The show teaser before the OP each time has been about the archer girl trying to seduce the male lead. It's an old joke and getting older by the episode.

For crying out loud, this show really is trash. If I don't hit a beach episode soon, I'm gonna give up on it. I've already got 39 candidates; I could stop any time.

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Left to right: archer, naginata, saber, katana.

UPDATE: Ep 5 is yet another girl-of-the-week. Whole episode, and she's not part of the harem, as such. Apparently there's an inner harem (who live in the same dorm as him and do nude scenes) and an outer harem (with this girl, and who knows how many more).

The lead in this is a classic Marty Stu. All the girls want him; all the guys admire him. But what else do you expect from the player avatar in an eroge? (Which is where this began.)

Well, all the girls except one (the battleaxe) and she's the one he wants. Sheesh.

UPDATE: Ep 6 was a festival episode, but nearly useless for my purposes. Ep 7 is another angst-of-the-week episode, and this time it is the battleaxe.

UPDATE: End of ep 10. The show finally got serious about two episodes back, and there's been a lot of fighting. I'm getting shots from it; 60 candidates now.

One thing that's kind of a twist: Our Hero is easily the worst fighter among the characters in the show, and he keeps getting captured by the bad guys, let alone nearly dying once. "Doofus in distress"; it's a change from "damsel in distress". Not necessarily a pleasant change, mind...

The battleaxe is up into DBZ territory in terms of power and combat skill, including super speed, ki blasts, and several other things. She could probably beat Yamucha as he was when the Saiyajins landed on Earth. (Admittedly a low standard.)

UPDATE: OK, I think they aren't being totally serious. In the final battle, Our Hero ends up piloting a mech, and he's controlling it with a game pad.

Five more minutes to go in the last episode, and I have 76 candidates  now.

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May 29, 2012

Next on the top rotation hit parade...

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May 02, 2012

Medaka Box top rotation candidates

As crappy a show as Medaka Box is, it has to be admitted that Medaka is good eye candy. I just downloaded the first four episodes and went through them for top rotation candidates. But a couple of them broke my heart. I really want to use them, but I'm not sure whether they're too ecchi.

So I'm soliciting opinions. There are seven images below the fold. Two I can definitely use. One I definitely cannot. And there are four that are really borderline, and might be considered NSFW. You have been warned.

I can't see myself mining the entire series, but a couple more episodes are probably in the cards. I found about 40 candidates in the first four episodes, but I'm not sure how many of them I can use -- and that's the main reason for this post.

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