June 01, 2008

You should be stillborn

Malor finds a wonderful save-the-earth propaganda site, funded by the Australian government. It asks you all kinds of questions about your lifestyle and consumption patterns, and then tells you how young you should die in order to not consume more than your fair share.

The graphics have to be seen to be believed.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at 10:27 AM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 The moment I saw the post title, I thought "Professor Schpinkee?"


Who doesn't love exploding pigs?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at June 01, 2008 04:43 PM (PiXy!)

2 Crap like this is the equivalent of the old 'scared straight' morality tales.  Except with less justification. . . .

Posted by: metaphysician at June 01, 2008 07:08 PM (9Lztf)

3 Sweet, I should have died by the time I was 13.  Awesome, I'm 28 and now I can say I've murdered twice as much of the planet compared to the cavemen of old.  Progress!

Posted by: Robert at June 01, 2008 10:57 PM (4ixH5)

4 Remember kids, if you don't hate yourself and regret your entire existence, then you are worse then Hitler!

Posted by: Joshua Robson at June 02, 2008 06:46 AM (kW513)

5 What's interesting is that you can choose the worst possibilities on each screen and turn yourself into a bloated, Michael-Moorish monstrosity, but if you set the "ethical investments" slider on screen 11 to 45%, you can live forever as a cute little piglet. In other words, dump a little money to the greenies choice of charity and company and all is right with the world. Anything can be forgiven if you're willing to shell out a little cash.

Posted by: EvilOtto at June 02, 2008 12:39 PM (08dnm)

6 Oh, and I died at age 4. 

Posted by: EvilOtto at June 02, 2008 12:42 PM (08dnm)

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