July 25, 2015

Slendergate?

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SJW's have gone after Lara Croft!! The idea, apparently, is to make her more realistic. They ought to love Pochaco (NSFW), the newest character in the "Super Sonico" pantheon.

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Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at 12:20 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Aside from the hair color, looks like my ex. (Not really joking about that, either.) The character wouldn't happen to be bipolar, would she?

Posted by: Brett Bellmore at July 25, 2015 05:19 PM (L5yWw)

2 I have to wonder who they think they're going to sell that statuette to. Sonico completists, perhaps?

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 25, 2015 06:35 PM (+rSRq)

3 Now Steven... you know perfectly well that Rule 34 exists for a reason: someone somewhere finds it erotic.

Plenty of people would lust over her.  I've had one gf that would approximate Pochaco's shape, and of all of them that I've had over the years, she was the one that enjoyed life the most if you know what I mean and I'm pretty sure you do, wink wink nudge nudge.

Which probably explains why she dumped me after a few months.  I was a right miserable bastard back then, to be honest, and she went a long way towards fixing me.

And before you say it, yes I'm still a right miserable bastard... I was worse back then.

Posted by: Wonderduck at July 25, 2015 11:06 PM (jGQR+)

4 Oh dear lord. That is just wrong. Hot dogs go on buns, not tacos.

Posted by: The Brickmuppet at July 25, 2015 11:27 PM (1zM3A)

5 Venus of wherever it was...  Willendorf.  Venus of Willendorf. Just with twintails instead of braids.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 26, 2015 01:06 AM (PiXy!)

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