July 01, 2016

OK, now what?

Thieves grab 20,000 pounds of cheese in Wisconsin

Now, what do you do with it? How do you fence ten tons of cheese? Who do you sell it to?

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at 04:43 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 You make fondue, obviously.

Posted by: Brett Bellmore at July 01, 2016 04:49 PM (l55xw)

2 Scour the Pacific Rim!  They'll be needing a volcano for a fondue pot.  

Posted by: Mikeski at July 02, 2016 01:21 AM (vBu7I)

3 Any old container will do. The cheese is already hot.

Posted by: Brett Bellmore at July 02, 2016 03:41 AM (l55xw)

4 Undoubtedly the thieves are from Wisconsin.  There is no "what now"... they just wanted a week's worth of cheese.

Posted by: Wonderduck at July 02, 2016 08:55 PM (Hdexn)

5 Winconceivable!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at July 03, 2016 01:34 AM (PiXy!)

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