September 12, 2015

A sign of the times

Drive-through Marijuana Stores.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at 02:08 PM | Comments (9) | Add Comment
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1 Bet that's a slow-moving line.

Posted by: Ben at September 12, 2015 04:03 PM (DRaH+)

2 But it's mellow, man!

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at September 12, 2015 04:34 PM (+rSRq)

3 If I were White Castle I'd build a drive through window directly across from the dispensary window so passengers could place orders at the same time as the driver. Synergy!

Posted by: wahsatchmo at September 12, 2015 06:08 PM (VFkGH)

4 I do not like the myth about weed smockers being mellow. Lougher (Giffords attacker) was known as a massive pothead. Djafar Tsarnayev, the surviving Boston Marathon bomber, was into pot as well.

Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at September 14, 2015 11:14 AM (RqRa5)

5 Years ago in another century, I briefly worked at a donut shop that was open all night on weekends. We'd get guys who were slobbering drunk and guys with bright red eyes. Both were pains and wastes of time, but I preferred the potheads. They just wanted to be friendly. The drunks were looking for fights.

Posted by: Don at September 14, 2015 01:36 PM (0jMXy)

6 I do not like the myth about weed smockers being mellow.

I can counter your two examples with literally hundreds of theatre people that I've known over the years who are mellow when weeded.  I'm sure some people out there react harshly (seewhatididthere?) to the stuff, but for most of the user base, it's a sedative.

Posted by: Wonderduck at September 14, 2015 02:48 PM (jGQR+)

7 I've run into violent dopers, but mostly the people I've known who smoke are a bit too mellow:

Me: "OK, Dave, it's your turn."

Dave:  "...Thursday."

Me:  "What?"

Dave:  "...huh?"

Me:  "It's your turn.  Roll the dice."

Dave:  "...nah, I'm good."

Me:  

Posted by: Ben at September 14, 2015 03:19 PM (S4UJw)

8

Every psychoactive drug has different effects in different people. Tom T. Hall sang:

I like beer.
It makes me a jolly good fellow.
I like beer.
It helps me unwind, and sometimes it makes me feel mellow.

But alcohol has also been responsible for a lot of fights.

Anyway, it's just a joke...

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at September 14, 2015 03:37 PM (+rSRq)

9 In Vino (and other tipples) Veritas. But the relevant truth differs from person to person. 

Posted by: Brett Bellmore at September 14, 2015 04:20 PM (L5yWw)

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