January 28, 2008

Shows I'll never watch: Yumeria

ANN sez:

On his 16th birthday, Tomokazu Mikuri had a realistic dream where he sees a girl battling a giant floating monstrosity. When he wakes up, he is surprised that the girl is actually sleeping next to him... Whenever he sleeps from now on, he ends up back at the dream world, and more and more people that he knows keep showing up there too. He finds out from a mysterious masked woman in the dream world named Silk that they are fighting against one named Faydoom, and he is the one who provides the powers to those girls so that they can fight these monsters.

What ANN doesn't say is how he "provides the power" to those girls, a couple of which are lolis.

He molests them. That powers them up so they can fight.

There's also a PS2 game, though I'm not clear which came first. It gives numbers. Mone is 4'6" tall, with measurements 26/20/27. Yeah, sure; tell me that's an adult.

They don't give an age for her. The others: Miduki is 16, Nanase is 22, Kuyou is 14, and Neneko also doesn't have an age. That one's 4'2", obviously another adult.

I have the feeling that deep down this is a Sakura Wars rip off, at least at the game level. The Sakura Wars game franchise was immensely successful. The fighting team was all girls but led by the male player avatar (Ogami). Part of the game was keeping the girls happy, and part of it was fighting battles. If the girls were happy, they fought better.

In SW, "keeping the girls happy" was entirely G-rated and platonic. In Yumeria I would bet it's borderline hentai, and "happy" may not be the goal anyway. And in the anime, the guy does things to the lolis I have no interest in seeing.

No, thanks.

UPDATE: Actually, I ended up changing my mind and did get this one. It was... OK. I guess. It certainly wasn't quite the lolicon pander series I thought it would be. But it wasn't really all that good, either. I ended up giving it two stars.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Never Watch at 10:47 AM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 "Molest" overstates it considerably. The first few power-ups are traditional harem-comedy accidents, and he's certainly motivated by hormones, but simple physical contact will do the trick, and does later on.

Ecchi, yes, and it's got 1.5 lolis, but not even close to hentai. I don't think he ever does more than touch a clothed breast, although he'd certainly like to. The male teacher's a perv, but he's a very minor character.

And they give a perfectly reasonable explanation for Mone's behavior and limited vocabulary.

-j

Posted by: J Greely at January 28, 2008 11:13 AM (2XtN5)

2 Pocky's reaction, on seeing this show up on the schedule, was "oh god! We licensed the bad touch anime!"

I leave it to your imagination where he was introduced to the "bad touch" game... ;p

I never saw it in any shape or form. The person who was doing the translation revisions, though, hated it like root canals done by a Getter. "With the fiery burning hatred of ten thousand suns" doesn't even sum it up. Apparently, it's not just creepy, but almost incalculably stupid...

Posted by: Avatar_exADV at January 28, 2008 12:32 PM (LMDdY)

3

Yeah, I wouldn't call any of it "molesting."  Or "bad touch" either.

I thought Yumeria was very, very minor, but fun.  A couple of interesting ideas but nothing to get excited (or upset) about. 

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 28, 2008 01:00 PM (kLWtB)

4 Yup, art it ain't. However:
  1. the hero gets a grip.
  2. he picks one girl in the end.
  3. the story is complete, with no significant dangling plot threads.
  4. all the cute girls survive, and have better lives after it's over.
  5. several decent seiyuu (Mizuki, Mone, Nanase (coughcough)).
  6. directed by one of the directors from Banner/Crest of the Stars.
  7. decent OP (with song by Mone and Neneko).
  8. no significant angst.
  9. Mone's one-word vocabulary actually works.

Downsides? The technobabble is dreadful, but fortunately brief. The loli-service is mostly played for laughs, but they do love to zoom in on all of the girls in their tight battle suits. Neneko is an annoying, wise-beyond-her-years loli with no apparent home or family. Silk might as well have a sign taped to her chest revealing her secret. Several episodes exist merely to check off harem-comedy tropes. The "what's really going on" revelation is clumsy, even if it does explain the behavior of Nanase, Kuyou, Mone, and Silk.

-j

Posted by: J Greely at January 28, 2008 02:01 PM (9Nz6c)

5

To me, Neneko was the real icky one.  Not so much her (although she was a little too worldly), as every guy in town seemed to be drooling over her.  Ewwwwww.  One woman even gave her a drink from the bar.  Hello?  Minor? 

Ishigari was an annoying jack***, but he kept getting his, and everyone was on to him, so he couldn't get any where with Moné.  Tomokazu's sister really creeped me out when she got drunk and tried to seduce him, but I guess I've become somewhat innured to sis-cons since then.   (Proof that anime really does rot your mind.)

There was some good humor in the show (the dodgeball game; the error in the school notes), and the twist ending was creepily well done.  Overall, I think I gave it a C.  (Kuyou is one of my favorite "green-haired babes" and almost made my dream team harem.)

Posted by: ubu at January 28, 2008 02:27 PM (dhRpo)

6 I've seen a few episodes, and while it ain't high art, it's not particularly objectionable either.  (I'm annoyed by the OP, though, which is almost good bouncy fun but falls a little short in every respect.)

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 28, 2008 02:28 PM (PiXy!)

7 Well, maybe I'm being a bit too harsh on it. But it still doesn't sound like a show I'd be willing to spend money on.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 28, 2008 03:38 PM (+rSRq)

8 Oh, sure.  I'm not recommending it.  It's just not the worst thing ever.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 28, 2008 04:47 PM (PiXy!)

9 It can't possibly be the worst thing ever. Strange Love is the worst thing ever. This series doesn't even come close to rating on the "worst thing ever" scale when compared to that pile of...

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 28, 2008 04:53 PM (+rSRq)

10 I was going to say that the worst thing ever is Waita Uziga's Death Panda, but after googling Strange Love, I'd say they're pretty close.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at January 28, 2008 05:59 PM (PiXy!)

11 Come on, you can't possibly mention "worst ever" and not bring up Apocalypse Zero. We screened an episode of that, removed the tape from the VCR, smashed on it, jumped up and down on the remains, and then set fire to them. One viewer cried, "Oh god, burn out my ovaries!"

No, seriously. That's not exaggerated. 100% factual.

Posted by: Avatar_exADV at January 28, 2008 06:19 PM (LMDdY)

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