March 01, 2012
There's a flock of Canada Geese which have decided to spend most of their time in my yard.
I hate the damned things. They make all kinds of noise, and they drop their poop everywhere. Come to think of it, that's just like the Occupy movement, ain't it?
Not a lot I can do about it, except to absolutely refuse to feed them. I save my bread for the ducks, but the geese have mostly chased the ducks away. As to the stuff the geese are leaving all over the yard, it eventually gets dissolved by the rain and soaks into the soil -- and fertilizes the grass, so I guess there's a benefit to it after all.
But they're loud. It's the runup to mating season, and they're pairing off. And every once in a while a breeding pair decides they need to announce their engagement to the world by hooting and hollering in unison. I guess that's what it takes to get the blood up in a goose, but never having been a goose I wouldn't know.
This appears to be their wintering grounds. Sometime soon (I hope) they'll vacate the premises and head up to Alaska or somewhere inhospitable like that. Just as long as it isn't here, I'll be happy. But with my luck it'll be a month or more.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Daily Life at
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Posted by: RickC at March 01, 2012 05:31 PM (/5bLf)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 01, 2012 05:45 PM (+rSRq)
We're not above using them as goons and cannon fodder, though... kinda like the way the KGB used Bulgarians in all the James Bond novels.
Posted by: Wonderduck at March 01, 2012 07:01 PM (O9XO8)
Well, if you don't eat the evidence first....
Posted by: Mark A. Flacy at March 01, 2012 07:42 PM (Lbkvv)
Posted by: Mauser at March 02, 2012 02:40 AM (cZPoz)
Posted by: Jonathan Tappan at March 02, 2012 03:49 AM (poC8e)
If you did use a pump BB gun, the minimal number of pumps required to get the BB over to the target would bother them enough to make them leave.
(Not that I or the chickens on my parent's farm when I was growing up would know anything about this.)
Posted by: Mark A. Flacy at March 02, 2012 08:03 AM (Lbkvv)
I did some research a few years ago after a few coworkers and I had the conversation while walking to lunch through a crowd of geese and their droppings, and it turns out that while using a gun or bow to kill geese will of course get you in lots of trouble with the local authorities, it's perfectly legal to garrote them, as long as you plan to eat them.
Posted by: David at March 02, 2012 08:40 AM (+yn5x)
I didn't have killing the geese in mind at all. Annoying them into migrating away, a la Mao's decadent sparrows, on the other hand....
I assume Steven doesn't want to buy a dog, although my Heeler would probably be happy to loan herself out for a while. 
Posted by: RickC at March 02, 2012 09:53 AM (T/uvz)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 02, 2012 10:06 AM (+rSRq)
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