August 11, 2009
This one rates high on the nerd scale:
Don't trust quantum mechanics. I took my car to the quantum mechanic once. I asked him to fix the speedometer, and now I have no idea where my car is.
Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at
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Here's a bumpersticker I saw at an SF con once. It was printed in red:
IF THIS BUMPERSTICKER LOOKS BLUE, YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST.
Posted by: Toren at August 12, 2009 02:20 AM (on3fa)
That's a good one, but the version of it involving Richard Feynman and Werner Heisenberg is better. Punch line:
Feynman: "We're going exactly 55 miles per hour, don't worry about the cop."
Heisenberg: "You idiot! Now we're lost!"
Posted by: RickC at August 12, 2009 05:53 AM (PrMdi)
Enclose all spoilers in spoiler tags:
[spoiler]your spoiler here[/spoiler]
Spoilers which are not properly tagged will be ruthlessly deleted on sight.
Also, I hate unsolicited suggestions and advice. (Even when you think you're being funny.)
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