January 02, 2010

Mystery Meat -- Debutante Detective Corps

Today's Mystery Meat is "Debutante Detective Corps". And it opens with someone using a fancy gold-plated pistol to shoot a TV.

More below the fold. (Borderline NSFW)


One of Our Heroines interferes with the opening ceremony for a school year at an all-girls school by riding a motorcycle into the auditorium. Then we get a prime example of Engrish.

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Our second heroine is introduced riding a bicycle on a freeway, and outracing a Porsche. She, too, makes quite an entrance at the auditorium. And then more wonderful Engrish.

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Our third heroine tops them both. She orders her chauffer to take her Rolls Royce in the same way, which of course, seriously damages the car.

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The next one-up seems to be an attack helicopter.

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Our final heroine shows up with a full police escort, in yet another limo.

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And then we get a lineup.

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It turns out to be part of a televised death threat. I'm seven minutes into this and I want to stop now. Sorry, folks. It's only 30 minutes long but I've sacrificed enough brain cells already.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Mystery Meat at 01:59 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Curious - did you happen to look up the director on this one before acquiring it?

Posted by: DiGiKerot at January 02, 2010 02:35 PM (o77hX)

2 Oh, dear; that explains the lunacy, doesn't it?

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 02, 2010 02:41 PM (+rSRq)

3 This fiasco was also licensed by ADV, once upon a time.  There is a copy (aargh) on my shelves . . . somewhat to my disgrace.

Posted by: go-daigo at January 02, 2010 03:17 PM (lnaj9)

4 I liked the song.  (I think there was just one?  Don't remember.)  Very J-Pop-y.

Don't remember what happened to my copy, but I remember it had possibly the WORST English dub I've ever heard in my life.

Posted by: Ben at January 02, 2010 08:04 PM (QVTKO)

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