August 07, 2007

Marketing for the masses

They didn't really name their product this, did they? (via)

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at 04:02 AM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 Yes, they did; the cookies contain an "herbal breast enlager" (pueraria mirifica). Also four grams of fat per cookie, but for the results promised, hopeful consumers should be sure to pick up a pound of cheese to eat with their oppai oreos.

-j

Posted by: J Greely at August 07, 2007 05:27 AM (2XtN5)

2 Do they sell a back-pain cookie to go along with that?

Posted by: Pixy Misa at August 07, 2007 08:57 AM (PiXy!)

3 Marketing for the mammaries.

Posted by: dkallen99 at August 07, 2007 10:16 AM (1PFDl)

4 The Japanese "rebooted" their bra sizes a while back.  Women on the larger end tended to go up a size or two, but women on the low end actually got dropped down even farther (to a chorus of outrage).
Anyway, a Japanese F cup would be about a full C to us here in the USA, so wanting an F cup is not quite as "I can't wait for my bright future in adult videos!" as you might think.
So my point is...I forget. 

Posted by: Toren at August 07, 2007 04:14 PM (HpLrm)

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That may be true. On the other hand, Japanese women also average shorter and thinner than American women, so the contents of a C-cup would look bigger on one of them, on average.

That's as maybe; I think I'm going to close this one.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at August 07, 2007 04:19 PM (+rSRq)

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