June 16, 2009

Um, err...

I think Ubu needs to turn off the computer and read a book.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in linky at 05:06 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Oooh! Oooh!  I know the one!  "Loony-tics of the Ring!"

No?  "Merrie Melodies of the Ring?"  No, wait, that was the Hanna-Barbara version.  "Where there's a whip, there's a way..."

Look, don't make me reach for "Animaniacs of the Ring."

Posted by: ubu at June 16, 2009 07:58 PM (Ic2HW)

2 Um, calm down. Put down that anvil and back away slowly.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at June 16, 2009 08:00 PM (+rSRq)

3 What about using the Jay Ward stable?

“Hey, Gimili, watch me pull an arrow out of this orc!”
“But that trick never works.”
“This time for sure.”

“...I'll show you. Set the Wayback Machine for the Second Age.”
“And the place, Mr. Gandalf?”
“The Mines of Moria!”

Dudley Do-Right as Aragorn? Inspector Fenwick as Elrond?

Posted by: Old Grouch at June 17, 2009 10:20 AM (hK1Mz)

4 I always thought a Muppet Lord of the Rings parody would make a good movie. Kermit as Aragorn, his nephew frog-puppet as Frodo, Bean Bunny as Sam, etc., etc.

The Fraggles* delve too deep into the mines of Moria. Cue the massive animatronic Balrog.

*Technically, it would be the Doozers, but it's funnier with the Fraggles.

Posted by: Zyrkon at June 17, 2009 01:30 PM (PBdV8)

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