June 04, 2015

The ultimate treatment for hay fever

The Claritin Flamethrower!

That works for me!

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in linky at 06:27 PM | Comments (1) | Add Comment
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While this product is a step in the right direction (as is dismantling windmills for parts and raw materials to build nuclear power plants), the best method is still to nuke the site from orbit. Not only does that utterly vaporize the offending allergen producers, it also completely depopulates the area. No people, no allergy symptoms. This method is especially effective is very high density blue voting districts where collateral damage will be kept to a minimum.

After all, it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Bob (aka Robert) at June 05, 2015 03:18 PM (/38s5)

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