July 23, 2009

High tech crust

Microwave ovens are wonderful things. From virtually non-existent, 35 years ago, they've since reached the point of being a standard part of nearly everyone's kitchen. And for many things they are far more convenient than a regular oven.

But the mode of cooking is different. An oven uses convection and/or IR radiation. A microwave uses, well, microwaves. What it does is to pump hundreds of watts of a particular frequency into the oven area. The frequency is one of the resonant frequencies of water molecules, which are polarized and will try to flip over and over to stay in tune with the field as it changes. There is resistance to this, and the resistance turns to heat.

Which is why last night's pizza heats and the plate does not. There's no water in the plate.

Microwave TV dinners soon became a staple (at least around here). But I also love meat pies. And cooking a crust in a microwave oven is really a problem

It's one they solved, though, and I consider it one of the niftiest inventions that people use and few people even notice or understand.

If you have bought a microwavable meat pie, you may have noticed that the carboard pan it comes in is gray, kind of strange looking. The cooking instructions say that you're to leave the pie inside its box, and inside the box, on the top, there's a piece of paper which is crosshatched with the same gray color.

What's going on is that the tray, and paper, are conductors. The microwaves set up eddy currents in conductors, which is why a CD in a microwave oven comes out looking really weird. (DO NOT DO THAT; it's not good for the oven.) It's why you can't use a plate that has gold trim; the plate will get wrecked.

But the gray pan the meat pie comes in is also a resistor. The eddy current tries to move back and forth, as the field oscillates, but the induced current is running through a resistor, and the result is heat in the pan. And it gets hot enough to radiate significantly in IR, which browns the crust on the sides and bottom. The reason for the paper on the top is to brown the top of the pie.

It never used to really work correctly for me. Some parts of the pie would get burned and other parts didn't really get brown. And the pie always stuck to the pan afterwards; I'd have to scrape it loose with a spoon.

A couple of months ago I found out why. My first microwave oven was only 800 watts. I had that for 20 years. The second one, from three years ago, was 900 watts. The new one I got recently was 1100 watts. It was also a name brand (Sharp), and likely had a better, more even radiation pattern.

But the power is the real difference. More radiated power means the pan and paper get hotter, and that seems to be critical. All the pies I've cooked with the new unit have been gorgeous:

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And they've all come out of the pan intact, too. It's awesome.

(You can tell that I'm hard up for things to post about, can't you?)

UPDATE: Could be worse; could be me talking about my server. Speaking of which, since I opened it up and blew out all the dust and lint, I haven't had a single heat fault. It's only rebooted once, and I did that because I always have to reboot the server when I power cycle my cable modem.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Daily Life at 07:29 PM | Comments (10) | Add Comment
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1 Mmmm, microwave meat pies.

I've been  eating two brands, Stouffers and Marie Callendars. Large servings, nice creamy sauce, plenty of vegetables, flaky crust...and occasionally really good meat, but sometimes the meat is a little off, tough with a kind of burned flavor. Particularly beef; chicken or turkey is OK, but beef seems to be difficult. Outstanding when it's good, but just as often...no good. Beef doesn't seem to be in the store's freezer as regularly, either.

And you're absolutely right: the stronger the oven, the better the pie. I can also confirm that it's best to let the damn thing sit for a few minutes before opening the crust; not only does it cool so you don't burn yourself, but I think it cooks the filling a little more too, without burning the crust.

I don't know if you dumped this pie out just for the photo, but I routinely dump them onto a plate or into a large bowl so I can add some seasoning -- all the brands seem a little bland. Celery salt, summer savory, garlic, italian -- whatever, but add something.

Posted by: refugee at July 23, 2009 07:52 PM (auErC)

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That one was a Marie whatsis. I buy the 10 ounce size because the 16's are just too damned big for me now. (It's probably good that my apetite is lower these days, given how little exercise I get.)

But no one makes my favorite kind of meat pie any longer: tuna. Man, those were good, but these days tuna costs too much for that kind of thing.

I'd gladly pay a premium price for tuna pies, but probably few others would, so they don't offer them. But even after all these years, I can still remember how good they tasted.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 23, 2009 08:02 PM (+rSRq)

3 Some time ago I was really shocked to find soups with aluminum tear-off tops that you're supposed to heat in a microwave. Chief Boyardee line has a few of those, but it's a common enough package these days. Removed top leaves behind a rather clean aluminum ring, which is impossible to remove from the cup. You microwave with the ring on, and nothing happens. Weird.

Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at July 23, 2009 08:51 PM (/ppBw)

4 Personally, I find microwaves really very interesting, and there's a dearth of specific information about them online (maybe because some people fear what might be done with microwave parts if some hackers decided to start playing with them).

Posted by: Tatterdemalian at July 23, 2009 09:19 PM (4njWT)

5 I've actually found that, when I cook food in ceramic bowls or on ceramic plates, the plate often gets quite hot.  I've always wondered whether it was because the particular type of ceramic actually had some water in it, or if it just was conducting heat away from the ( sometimes still rather cold ) food much faster than would seem likely.

Posted by: metaphysician at July 24, 2009 07:01 AM (M5Kik)

6 Those are neat.

While I like my convection toaster oven for certain things (it makes pizzas nice and crispy, for starters), it's amazing how much less time and electricity a microwave takes to cook the same item.  It's so much more efficient when you just have to heat the water inside the food rather than wasting joules heating the air inside the oven first...

Another neat product is those steamer bags specifically designed to plump up and smoothly release steam from things like vegetables, making them firmer and crisper than if you just toss them in a bowl covered with saran wrap and nuke them.

Who needs food pills?  We've got microwaves.  Now, where's my flying car?

Posted by: Big D at July 24, 2009 08:43 AM (LjWr8)

7 I'm sure it's conduction. One of my bowls does that, too, but only in the area where the food was.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at July 24, 2009 08:43 AM (+rSRq)

8 I sure love meat pies.  I miss the steak and kidney pies I could get in Canada, though.  Hard to find here and way expensive if you do.
A editor friend of mine has an original Amana RadarRange he inherited from his parents.  He says it still works, although he feels it's prudent to stay out of the kitchen while it's operating.

Posted by: Toren at July 24, 2009 05:28 PM (T8y65)

9 Australian pies are awesome too, despite being mass-produced. Pixy is so lucky.

Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at July 24, 2009 05:35 PM (/ppBw)

10 We always put our plates in the microwave just before dinner, on high for one minute, without any food on them.  They get nice and hot, the point of which is to prevent them from making our food (from the regular oven) cold when we put the food onto the plates.  So yes, microwaves do heat up plates, and not just via conduction from whatever food might be on them.

Posted by: AnthonyDiSante at July 25, 2009 10:11 PM (xJ4r5)

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