September 25, 2012

Apparently this is real

Roller Blade Warriors: In the future, a warrior nun on roller skates must rescue a seer, who is to be sacrificed by a band of mutants.

I'm speechless. Where do I buy a copy?

(You know what scares me? I bet I can buy a copy for my Kindle!)

UPDATE: I suppose it needs to be said that I don't really want to own that.

But I kind of wish I could find this somewhere. I used to own a copy of it on VHS, which I found in a cut-out bin at a video rental place, for ninety nine cents. And worth at least half of that, for the nudity and humor value alone.

Lynette Harris and Leigh Harris are (or were then) very good looking, and have healthy chests, which spent a lot of time bare in the film. And the conceit of the film is that their characters been raised as boys, and despite having a sister, they don't realize that they themselves are female. It goes down hill from there.

Except that it doesn't, really, because the film is camp and doesn't take itself seriously.

Having said all that, it was really low budget, and it looked it.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in General Entertainment at 07:42 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 I agree, you don't want to own it.  I rented Roller Blade Warriors for part of an A-Z Lame Movie festival in college, out of the 99-cent rental bin.   I think we ended up rating it 5/6 crutches.

The titular Roller Blade Warriors are warriors with blades who traipse around the desolate, mostly-desert wasteland on roller skates (traditional roller-derby 4 wheels on the corners skates - it pre-dates the popularity, and possibly the existence, of skates with in-line wheels)

Posted by: Hypozeuxis at September 25, 2012 11:46 PM (XjJZF)

2 I actually have a digital copy of Sorceress, Mr Den Beste- I could probably get you a copy of it on dropbox or something similar.  Granted, it's only 600 MB and the quality isn't the best, but its yours if you want it.

Posted by: Gothmog at September 26, 2012 10:39 PM (uBla2)

3 Thanks, but I'll pass.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at September 27, 2012 02:47 AM (+rSRq)

4 5 seconds or 50 cents sounds like too much work for that movie.

Posted by: sqa at September 27, 2012 04:21 AM (OJQsT)

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