April 06, 2016

Next season's surprise hit -- Argon Exodus Evangelion!

The Times of London sez:

Communities in northern Japan are being overwhelmed by radioactive wild boars which are rampaging across the countryside after being contaminated by the Fukushima nuclear disaster.

The animals' numbers are increasing as the boar breed unhindered in the exclusion zone around the stricken Fukushima Daiichi plant, and they are causing damage to farms well beyond the area poisoned by radiation. Hunters are shooting the boars as fast as they can, but local cities are running out of burial space and incinerator capacity to dispose of their corpses.

Obviously the solution is... high school girls with big jugs wearing powered exoskeletons and skimpy bikinis! (And hair color never found in nature!) Armed with anti-matter beams that annihilate the boar carcasses the girls have killed! And then they discover that it's a plot by an American multi-national to develop super-boars for some nefarious reason! And one of the girls gets captured! And she's confined in a dungeon along with a mutant boar with tentacles! And the other girls stage a heroic rescue!

Man, I can see it now! BD sales will set an all-time record!

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in General Anime at 03:34 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 No, no; four flat-chested underdogs who were refused membership in all of the school clubs band together to form The Fresh Barbecue Club, but in their quest for cheap provisions, they accidentally kill one of the radioactive boar, and on eating it are temporarily transformed into The Busty Babe Quartet (BBQ for short). Now they spend every free moment coming up with ever-wackier methods for hunting boar, in the hope of making their transformations permanent.

The sauce-wrestling episode will set new records for ratings and nosebleeds. Then there's the school festival episode where their snack booth causes everyone in school to temporarily develop giant boobs, including the boys...

-j

Posted by: J Greely at April 06, 2016 05:56 PM (CLiR9)

2 10 signs you may have been watching too much anime...

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 06, 2016 08:57 PM (PiXy!)

3 J, I'd watch that!

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 06, 2016 10:18 PM (+rSRq)

4 Self-frying bacon!  That's what I'm hearing here!!

Posted by: ubu at April 07, 2016 10:36 AM (SlLGE)

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