April 06, 2016
The Times of London sez:
Communities in northern Japan are being overwhelmed by radioactive wild boars which are rampaging across the countryside after being contaminated by the Fukushima nuclear disaster.
The animals' numbers are increasing as the boar breed unhindered in the exclusion zone around the stricken Fukushima Daiichi plant, and they are causing damage to farms well beyond the area poisoned by radiation. Hunters are shooting the boars as fast as they can, but local cities are running out of burial space and incinerator capacity to dispose of their corpses.
Obviously the solution is... high school girls with big jugs wearing powered exoskeletons and skimpy bikinis! (And hair color never found in nature!) Armed with anti-matter beams that annihilate the boar carcasses the girls have killed! And then they discover that it's a plot by an American multi-national to develop super-boars for some nefarious reason! And one of the girls gets captured! And she's confined in a dungeon along with a mutant boar with tentacles! And the other girls stage a heroic rescue!
Man, I can see it now! BD sales will set an all-time record!
The sauce-wrestling episode will set new records for ratings and nosebleeds. Then there's the school festival episode where their snack booth causes everyone in school to temporarily develop giant boobs, including the boys...
Posted by: J Greely at April 06, 2016 05:56 PM (CLiR9)
Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 06, 2016 08:57 PM (PiXy!)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at April 06, 2016 10:18 PM (+rSRq)
Posted by: ubu at April 07, 2016 10:36 AM (SlLGE)
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