1 Cat girls in bikinis are always appropriate posting material.

2 Posting pictures of Eris never counts as "desperate".  It counts as "good picture day". 

Every day with Eris in your life is a better day.

3 I have noted that cat-girls and beavers are two common post topics for you, but never at the same time.  How about a cat-girls vs beavers cross-over post?

4 Oooh, I wish you hadn't gone there...

5 Wave it off, wave it off!  That's a crash landing just waiting to happen.

And I just made it worse...

6 Bolter!  Bolter!

7

(I'll be darned if I understand that one. Don't have a clue.)

8 Originally a RN term and now used by the US Navy, a "bolter" is what you get when a plane touches down on a carrier but fails to hook a wire in the process.  The plane then buries the throttle and, essentially, takes off again.

In this case, sqa's "wave off" became Mauser's "bolter." 

Of course, it was the invention of the angled flight deck that allowed the whole concept of bolters to even exist, since before that, a missed wire led to a plane ending up in the safety barriers or if particularly unlucky, piling into a dozen already landed planes.  And it's 310am, I'm being needlessly pedantic, and I'm going back to bed.

9 Accurate duck is accurate.

Although they actually firewall the throttle either way, because you don't know you missed until it's too late.

(And sometimes, the planes stop and the missiles keep going.)