October 28, 2014
My Oregon ID card was due to expire on my birthday (Thursday) so today my brother took me to DMV to get it renewed. (Acquisition of the wheelchair and slippers was part of the preparation for this mission.)
Actually, he took me there twice. The first time we found out that the rules had changed and I had to produce another piece of ID, so we had to return to my apartment to get my birth certificate.
It wasn't very crowded, and the woman who was managing the line recognized us as having been there earlier, and moved me to the front of the line -- which was nice of her. And it all went briskly. From start to finish, an hour and a quarter. (That's timed from when I left my apartment the first time to when I returned to it, so it includes two round trips in his car.) The actual time in DMV was less than 15 minutes.
Who says all government bureaucracies are terrible?
UPDATE: But when they took my photo they asked me to take off my glasses. So it doesn't look like me, because I always wear glasses. I can't see without them.
they asked me to take off my glasses. So it doesn't look like meWait...you don't look like yourself without your glasses? Finally, your secret identity has been revealed!
Posted by: Siergen at October 28, 2014 12:34 PM (r3+4f)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 28, 2014 01:13 PM (+rSRq)
Posted by: CatCube at October 28, 2014 04:41 PM (fa4fh)
It was a funny story, actually. For some unfathomable reason, Mexicans always take her for one of their own (her family is actually from Voronezh region). Something in her face triggers them. It happens all the time and I'm not joking. Unfortunately, when she tells them that she does not speak Spainish, they usually presume that she is lying and is not willing to speak the language and trying to pass for a gringo woman. Sometimes you can see her Mexican interlocutor cross her arms and ask loudly, "And what language do you speak?!" Sometimes waving a Russian passport brings them to their senses, but not always.
Naturally, same thing happened in our DMV (which is called MVD). The offended clerk refused to renew her driver's license without a magical proof that she is a resident of the state -- and the U.S. passport was not good enough, of course. Neither was the still-valid DL. We had to take the matter to our state capital Santa Fe before the issue was resolved.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at October 28, 2014 06:43 PM (RqRa5)
A bank statement with your name and address, and a couple of bills (especially a water bill, which is sent by the government) with your name and address is usually good enough to establish residency.
I thought you two were naturalized. Aren't you American citizens?
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 28, 2014 07:27 PM (+rSRq)
Note that we had identical documents. However, my license was renewed without any drama, because I do not look like a Mexicans to proud Mexicans.
Posted by: Pete Zaitcev at October 28, 2014 07:54 PM (RqRa5)
Posted by: Steven Den Beste at October 28, 2014 08:40 PM (+rSRq)
Her superior in that office backed her up? Geez.
>start cussing them out in Russian!
That was my first thought, too.
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