March 03, 2014

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I don't know about you guys, but that's what my breakfast looks like.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Daily Life at 07:25 PM | Comments (11) | Add Comment
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1 I'm no expert on etiquette, but shouldn't the pistol grip be facing away from the plate, to facilitate easy pickup with the diner's dominate hand?

Posted by: Siergen at March 03, 2014 07:34 PM (c2+vA)

2 I don't have coffee.

Posted by: Wonderduck at March 03, 2014 08:03 PM (bqvkh)

3 The meal requires a pile of scrambled eggs equal to the bacon, as well as some other drink to replace the coffee (Milk and orange juice.).  A stack of donuts is also necessary.

Posted by: cxt217 at March 03, 2014 08:36 PM (MUYF1)

4 Sure hope there's nobody sitting to the left.  Col. Cooper would not approve; nor would Miss Manners.

Posted by: DougO at March 03, 2014 08:38 PM (aSh73)

5 I'd say it's close, but one mistake makes it an obvious European forgery.  

It's a bachelor's breakfast, since it's being served on a kitchen counter and not a table.  (Tile backsplash, there.)  Thus, he wouldn't be dirtying three whole plates to have to wash later... the toast and egg should just be piled on the bacon.

(And put some jelly or something on that toast.  Just butter?  Ew.)

Posted by: Mikeski at March 03, 2014 08:52 PM (Zlc1W)

6 Whiskey instead of coffee?

Posted by: Jaked at March 03, 2014 11:14 PM (5EMrd)

7 Just replace the 226 with a 220 and that's just about right over here. -_^

Posted by: Bob (aka Robert) at March 03, 2014 11:40 PM (0ZuFs)

8 They know us so well....

Posted by: Mauser at March 04, 2014 03:54 AM (TJ7ih)

9 Close.  I put the eggs and back between the slices of toast, the coffee is black and the handgun is a Taurus 905 revolver.  And I don't put it on the table; that's rude!

Posted by: Ben at March 04, 2014 09:35 AM (Oftf2)

My Springfield XD-9 is made in Croatia, but my bacon and eggs are locally sourced. As for coffee, the Keurig technically is American, though should I instead consider the bean source for the K-cups themselves?

Posted by: wahsatchmo at March 05, 2014 07:30 AM (uHea4)

11 Usually it involves 2 eggs, half the bacon is substituted for an equal volume of suasages, and if you're in Philly, scrapple is involved in some way.

Posted by: Mark at March 05, 2014 06:59 PM (sgEfF)

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