July 08, 2016
Cheesecake should be risqué, revealing, lots of skin and not much else. A cheesecake picture of a model who is fully dressed isn't cheesecake, so I apologize for my previous post. To make it up to you, today's search term is "micro bikini".
I presume you all realize that everything below the fold is NSFW, so I won't bother mentioning that everything below the fold is NSFW.
Of course, every one of these is one deep breath away from a costume malfunction, and that's why they're risqué. The costume designer for the original Star Trek series had a principle:
Developed a theory that the attractiveness of clothing on women is not really dependent on the amount of skin shown - rather, it depends on the degree to which the outfit appears to be on the verge of falling off.
And if you do that and you reveal a lot of skin, then it's a double win!
Enclose all spoilers in spoiler tags:
[spoiler]your spoiler here[/spoiler]
Spoilers which are not properly tagged will be ruthlessly deleted on sight.
Also, I hate unsolicited suggestions and advice. (Even when you think you're being funny.)
At Chizumatic, we take pride in being incomplete, incorrect, inconsistent, and unfair. We do all of them deliberately.
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