June 25, 2009

Attention please

Chizumatic is a Michael-Jackson-free zone. Thank you for your cooperation.

(Ye Gods; it's gonna be the only thing any news outlet will talk about for the next few days.)

UPDATE: I've set this to "announce", so it'll stay on top until I unstick it.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at 03:13 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 Will it also be Farrah-free?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 25, 2009 08:00 PM (uLTZG)

2

Yeah.

Obituary-blogging is even cheaper than "pictures of my pet cat" blogging. (Of course, "pictures of our ducks" is vastly superior...)

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at June 25, 2009 09:12 PM (+rSRq)

3 Yes, between He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named and Mark Sanford, the press has enough pseudo-news to guarantee that neither Cap-Prosperity-n-Trade-Poverty nor the Socialized Medicine bills of 2009 need besmirch their ledes.

Posted by: ubu at June 26, 2009 05:27 AM (i7ZAU)

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