Vlad Putin vanished from public sight for a week and a half, leading some to speculate that he was dead, or dying, or imprisoned by a pending coup, or visiting a woman in Switzerland, or...

Well, he's back again today, and the speculation is getting rampant. Here's my idea: The Russians downloaded his mind from his biological brain into a cybernetic brain in an android. The process takes about a week, and then the person takes a few days to get comfortable in their new body. In other words, Putin is now a robot.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at 12:32 PM | Comments (2) | Add Comment
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1 Pay attention if he stops getting photographed swimming– that'd be a sure sign that he's no longer waterproof

Posted by: Boviate at March 16, 2015 01:44 PM (iiTgy)

2 I'm sure he's waterproof. I'm just not sure he's capable of floating. Titanium is heavy, after all.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at March 16, 2015 02:34 PM (+rSRq)

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