August 24, 2015

Sexy Cyborg

OK, I got this from Ace. She lives in China and uses the name "Sexy Cyborg" on Imgur, and apparently is a new Internet rage, for reasons which should be obvious. I should warn you that it's NSFW.

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First, she's stacked. Second, she's a nerd. Her thing is designing tech clothing and accessories, like LED platform shoes.

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Which she makes herself, or at least she helps.

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This time it's spy shoes. There's an amazing amount of stuff hidden in those shoes.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Weird World at 12:14 PM | Comments (6) | Add Comment
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1 Her previous products was a very interesting LED lite skirts.  The lady is smarter than about 99% of her detractors who simply aren't geek at heart.

Posted by: BigFire at August 24, 2015 12:20 PM (O7l6D)

2 She needs to figure out a way to make money on this. Either an authorized clothing line, or a $30/month web site, or at the very least a figurine!

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at August 24, 2015 01:07 PM (+rSRq)

3 Shoes?  What sho...oh, there they are!

Posted by: Siergen at August 24, 2015 03:46 PM (4pDXl)

4 Yeah, you could "hide" an AK-47 by taping it to the side of her shoes, and most people wouldn't notice it.

Posted by: David at August 24, 2015 09:56 PM (+TPAa)

5 I've a strong suspicion about what makes here a cyborg; It involves silicone.
But, man, that photo of her in the overalls at the soldering bench is hot. Last woman I saw that had that appeal was a welder at Battlebots.

Posted by: Brett Bellmore at August 25, 2015 02:47 AM (L5yWw)

6 I think she looks a lot more attractive in the second picture, with the overalls reducing the impact of her implants and enhancing her geek cred instead. Wonder if she wears glasses...

-j

Posted by: J Greely at August 25, 2015 10:47 AM (ZlYZd)

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