October 30, 2015
A girl in Eastern Oregon has been diagnosed with Bubonic Plague (known historically as "The Black Death").
If you need me, I'll be hiding under my bed.
UPDATE: There isn't really any cause for concern. She got bit by a wild flea while hunting, and she's in Intensive Care undergoing treatment with antibiotics. They caught it in time and she'll probably be fine. Plague is a dreadful disease and she isn't going to have a fun time, but it isn't directly communicable.
But seeing this news report reminded me of the first FiresignTheater album.
"You've got... the Plague!"
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