March 02, 2013
Someone at the Chivas Distillery managed to dump a storage tank full of Scotch Whisky into the sewer.
We can't blame "Global Warming" for this anymore (since the world stopped warming up 17 years ago) but we don't need to! See, you stupid Republicans, this is what your sequestor is bringing us to!
I wonder how much it was worth? I have a feeling that we've got at least one person there who no longer has a job... (See! We told you the sequestor would cost jobs!)
UPDATE: It was 18,000 liters. That much alcohol will probably be a problem at the sewage treatment plant, because it'll kill off all the fauna they use to process the sewage sludge. Reportedly it was worth half a million pounds.
Posted by: Jaked at March 02, 2013 03:03 PM (4N9hW)
Posted by: Jaked at March 02, 2013 03:04 PM (4N9hW)
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