December 20, 2011

One of the great mysteries of life

Why is it that when I do my laundry, all the pockets in my sweat pants poof out?

Laundry gnomes, maybe? Looking for spare change?

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Daily Life at 02:56 PM | Comments (5) | Add Comment
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1 It's the gremlins that steal socks.  They're making sure you didn't hide any in there.

Posted by: atomic_fungus at December 20, 2011 03:11 PM (VTkqk)

2 They also seem to be turning my underwear inside out.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at December 20, 2011 04:29 PM (+rSRq)

3
They also seem to be turning my underwear inside out.

They can't help it, Steven. They have to work against the current as well.

Posted by: Jaked at December 20, 2011 08:01 PM (57j7z)

4 Could be worse. I washed my last load with a piece of gum in the pocket...

Posted by: Avatar_exADV at December 20, 2011 08:52 PM (pWQz4)

5 Why is it that when I do my laundry, all the pockets in my sweat pants poof out?

Ducks.

The answer is ALWAYS ducks.

Posted by: Wonderduck at December 20, 2011 09:52 PM (f/6aJ)

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