January 19, 2011

Caption contest

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I originally thought I'd make a "motivational poster" out of this, saying "AMBITION -- never give up hope" but that isn't very funny. Surely you folks can do better.

UPDATE: "Let's see... which one's moving the slowest?"

UPDATE: "AMBITION -- never give up your dreams" or "AMBITION -- always think big"

Posted by: Steven Den Beste in Daily Life at 12:06 PM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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I'm thinking either Overconfidence--this will end badly, or "I've got 'em outnumbered, 1 to 7!"

 

Posted by: RickC at January 19, 2011 12:11 PM (YB9ey)

2 "Your heart is big, but your teeth are small."

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 19, 2011 12:27 PM (+rSRq)

3 "Target-rich environments: you can have too much of a good thing."

Posted by: Avatar_exADV at January 19, 2011 12:42 PM (mRjOr)

4

You gotta know your own limits.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 19, 2011 01:59 PM (+rSRq)

5 ONE MOR WILL MAKE A DOZEN FUD FOR ME

Posted by: atomic_fungus at January 19, 2011 01:59 PM (3GVzA)

6 My first thought was a song lyric I used to sign off IRC with: "Your sky is only as big as your eyes are wide." (Clockwork... no, I don't expect anyone else has heard of them. Searching the string on google didn't even find a lyrics site.)

Misquote version: "Let's see, what was good, four goose or four gander?"

Physics & Engineering version: "A chain can only be pulled, not pushed... even the food chain."

LOLCat version (extra pun included for free): "Lernin' speary-ends in three, too, wun..."

Posted by: Mikeski at January 19, 2011 02:14 PM (GbSQF)

7 "Buffet: I can haz sum."

Or, as the song says, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for just one hand grenade."

-j

Posted by: J Greely at January 19, 2011 02:23 PM (fpXGN)

8 Hmmm, what wine goes with goose?

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 19, 2011 02:54 PM (+rSRq)

9 What I want to know, is how did geese get that close to your house?  What happened to the security perimeter that Wonderduck's forces set up to keep tabs on you?  Or are those actually cybernetic ducks in disguise?  Perhaps I've said too much...

Posted by: Siergen at January 19, 2011 03:13 PM (Gqqsw)

10 The attitude exhibited by this cat reminds me of this wonderful picture:
http://s320.photobucket.com/albums/nn326/Sanguiluna/?action=view&current=drive-me-closer.jpg&newest=1

Posted by: RickC at January 19, 2011 03:38 PM (YB9ey)

11

What happened to the security perimeter....

In honor of the "New Civility" we've turned it off.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at January 19, 2011 05:20 PM (+rSRq)

12 Siergen, geese are not members of the Anatinae Liberation Front.  They're nothing more than stupid sacks of sh*t, to which anybody who has spent time near or around geese will attest. 

In short, this invasion has nothing to do with me and my brethren.

"The Oregon Animal's Club re-enacts the battle of the Golan Heights." 

Posted by: Wonderduck at January 19, 2011 06:23 PM (W8Men)

13 "I can haz paté?"

Posted by: Wonderduck at January 19, 2011 06:25 PM (W8Men)

14 "How many times do I have to tell you -- it's supposed to be six geese a-laying, SIX!  Fine, then...four of you have just been declared surplus to inventory.  Who's up for the first meal, er, furlough?"

Posted by: ubu at January 19, 2011 07:21 PM (GfCSm)

15 "Ambition - Never underestimate Stupidity"

Posted by: Jaked at January 19, 2011 08:09 PM (501kt)

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